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Hi. I'm not a banana... - 10-27-06

I'm sorry, I was reading about bananas now. They are so cool.

whats wrong with Bananas?

Bananas kick ass. Don't deny the Banana.

Oh, and I'm Ke.
I'm from SA. I love pink [ya, so shoot me]
I'm an arty, arty girl and I love photography.

I'm also 17.

Ya. Love me!
  
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10-27-06

wow, i'm in love already. quite the thought provoking fascination you have with bananas... lol. you'll have to be more specific about where you live if you want to get shot for liking pink, which btw i can totally understand, i'd wanna be shot if i liked pink... and 17? nice. i just turned 19 myself...

welcome! enjoy!


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10-27-06

What about pink bananas?
Ever think about that?
  
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DUN-dun-DUNNNNNNN!!
  
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10-27-06

... you seem like one of those bubbly kind of nice people that say such awkward things that i wish the white hand of justice would descend from the heavens and crown your quipping crest. seriously, though, i have no idea what's going on. if your purpose in life was to confuse the hell outta me, you win.

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10-27-06

Actually, my purpose in life was just to confuse people, in general.

And you never answered my question about pink bananas. wouldn't they be even more awesome? You wouldn't shoot a banana...

oh, and DUN-dun-DUNNNNNNN!!x 47 to you to. [47 is the number of the banana]
  
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10-27-06

is your end in life to confuse people, or are you confusing people's means?
pink bananas can be proven not only impossible but unthinkable by reductio ad absurdum; if one could think of pink bananas, you would have, and hence would exist, but since i doubt your existence, i wouldn't be thinking and hence wouldn't exist, and as such since i exist, i know that you must never have really thought of pink bananas. savvy?
as for 47 being the number of the banana, you should really work out all answers to three decimal places or 6 sig figs. i'll give you a b+ for effort.


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... you seem like one of those bubbly kind of nice people that say such awkward things that i wish the white hand of justice would descend from the heavens and crown your quipping crest. seriously, though, i have no idea what's going on. if your purpose in life was to confuse the hell outta me, you win.

ps. we still love u anywayz


thank you. heehee. well that is just me. my heart is still beating.
  
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10-27-06

or wait a minuet. i think that was ment for someone else. confusion...
  
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or wait a minuet. i think that was ment for someone else. confusion...
lol, i actually did intend that for dr jazz, but it looks like it could apply to both of you. except i know kendra's amazing already, so... yeah. whatev. you're both pretty fab.


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lol, i actually did intend that for dr jazz, but it looks like it could apply to both of you. except i know kendra's amazing already, so... yeah. whatev. you're both pretty fab.

well it's a good thing that i caught on to it earlier. hehe sorry about the confusion. oh well but i'm not the only one who does that around here. but still thank you for the comment. it made me smile. you are not so bad yourself.
  
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10-27-06

Bananas in general are fun !
They don't have to either pink or yellow , just bananas !


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10-27-06

Isn't a pink banana just a penis?


have you seen my marbles?
  
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10-27-06

San Antonio?
South America?
Southern ..um.. Antarctica?

Hope to see you in the arty, arty, arty section
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10-27-06

Actually I mine really isn't a pink color masochist, so I don't thinks so, course I can't speak for other men, maybe she means something along the lines of a B.O.B. or something.

Anyways, welcome welcome, don't let the biters scare you, they only do it out of love
  
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10-27-06

I've seen pinkish ones...I've never seen a pink banana fruit anyways...


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10-27-06

At the rate they are going with genetically engineered plants, how long do you think it will be before they do make one.......... a strawberry bananananana........ I think I have a few to many n's and a's in that but oh well
  
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10-28-06

Oh my, you people are odd.

I like it.

I'm from South Africa, btw. though southern antarctica does sound fun. Lard, anyone?

And someone has penises on the brain. Not mentioning any names -cough cough- masochist -cough-
  
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10-28-06

I wouldn't mind a banana . Pink , yellow , green , everything color is fine .


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