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I'd do you in the pooper...
...Harlequin I mean, not you Synikul even if you got me drunk and said nice things about me I still wouldn't...
...well maybe on the third date but no reachy rounds.
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from what harlequin keeps saying, i'm guessing that's either a case of extreme myspace angle, or just bad self esteem.
But still, feel free to do her somewhere really uncomfortable.
And i don't mean the back of a volkswagen.
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I'm pretty sure she is illegal in some states
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oh. then don't
(though both Jobe and I are English... But i wouldn't hit it.)
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Awww now you're just pouring honey on it....
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LOL.... well, then I won't tell you that I think she is legal in England so long as you are not in a position of trust in relation to her
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