ANNOUNCER: And folks, I'll tell you, this is going to be a thrilling battle! In red it's Ash Ketchum from Pallet town, who is ranked in the top five list of Johto League Masters! And in the Black it's Sik Simon from Tobruk City, the number one trainer from the underground Dark Johto League! Let's hear it for both of them!

Ash: (in thought) The Dark Johto League? I've heard of that league....

ANNOUNCER: And now the battle begins! For Ash's first pokemon he chooses....Chikorita!

Ash: Go Chikorita!

ANNOUNCER: And Simon's first pokemon is.....Jolteon!

Sik Simon: Go Jolteon! Use your AGILITY!

ANNOUNCER: Sik Simon's Jolteon has used his AGILITY and he is literally running circles around Ash's Chikorita!

Ash: Chikorita! Use your RAZOR LEAF attack!

Chikorita: Chika!

ANNOUNCER: Jolteon swiftly dodges Chikorita's RAZOR LEAF with his AGILITY!

Sik Simon: Jolteon! Now! Use your PIN MISSLE attack!

ANNOUNCER: It's super effective! Jolteon's PIN MISSLE is devastating Chikorita over and over!

Chikorita: Chika!

Referree: Chikorita is unable to battle, victory goes to Sik Simon.

Crowd: *Cheers*

Ash: You may have took my Chikorita, but you won't take my.....Pikachu! Go!

ANNOUNCER: Ash has chosen Pikachu, what will Simon choose?

Sik Simon: (Under Breath) It's time for my secret weapon.....go Charmeleon!

ANNOUNCER: And Simon has chosen Charmeleon, anyone here knows how powerful Ash's Pikachu is, and the victory favors Ash in this round.

Sik Simon: Charmeleon! Use DIG!

ANNOUNCER: And what a surprise! Charmeleon has dug itself underground! Simon must have taught him DIG with a Technical Machine!

Misty: Oh no! Ash! Charmeleon's DIG is super-effective against Pikachu....

Ash: Pikachu! Use your DOUBLE-TEAM!

ANNOUNCER: And Pikachu is using it's DOUBLE-TEAM in attempts to shake off Charmeleon's DIG attacks, but it looks like Pikachu is becoming tired!

Pikachu: Pika!

ANNOUNCER: And bam! Charmeleon totally blows Pikachu away with DIG!

Referree: Pikachu is unable to battle, Sik Simon grabs the victory!

Crowd: *Cheers*

ANNOUNCER: And this could be it for Ash, what pokemon will he choose?

Misty: (in thought) Not Charizard, not Charizard, not Charizard, please don't pick that fucking Charizard Ash.

Ash: Looks like it's time for some raw power! Go Charizard!

ANNOUNCER: And it looks like it's Ash's unruly Charizard, will he fight for Ash today?

Sik Simon: This should be easy.....go Clefairy!

ANNOUNCER: And Sik Simon has released his Clefairy, probabally assuming Charizard will be taken out easy!

Clefairy: Clefairy! fairy!

Ash: Huh? It looks like Clefairy is scared?....

Referree: Clefairy refuses to battle, the victor is Ash!

Sik Simon: Oh no! God dammit! Return Clefairy!

ANNOUNCER: Now Ash is forced to stick with his Charizard, but what will the Dark Johto champ use, the powersurging Jolteon, or the groundmoving Charmeleon?

Sik Simon: This is it Ash, I'm taking you out right here.....go Jolteon!

Ash: Charizard, use your FLY attack!

ANNOUNCER: And Charizard flies up high in the sky!

Sik Simon: Heh, pathetic, Jolteon, use SWIFT!

ANNOUNCER: And Jolteon uses SWIFT, the only move garunteed to hit a flying pokemon, Jolteon's SWIFT pounds away at Charizard as he flies down, and he's really slowing down.

Ash: Oh no!

Sik Simon: Jolteon! Use you THUNDER attack! Now!

ANNOUNCER: And well folks, it looks like it's all over....

Referree: Charizard is unable to battle, the victor and winner of this battle is....Sik Simon!

Sik Simon: Yeah!

IN VIRIDIAN CITY

Giovani: Yes, this new champion, Sik Simon, he seems to fare quite well don't you think Persian?

Persian: Meeow!

Giovani: Yes, good kitty kittie.

Butch: Hey boss, you want us to go get his pokemon?

Giovani: Not all of them, all I want is that Jolteon...

Jessie: (Hiding behind box) Hey! I bet if we could get that Jolteon the boss would reward us big time!

Meowth: Yeah, but what about Butch and Cassidy?

James: I have a plan....

IN FIREBRICK CITY

Sik Simon: That was a good match guys, but Clefairy, I'm disappointed in you, why did you wimp out like that?

Clefairy: Faaaiiirrrriiiieee....

Diana: I think that you have been pushing Clefairy too hard through these competitions, why don't you let her rest for the next match?

Sik Simon: *Hits a bowl* Whhoo would I uuussee?

Diana: What about Kadabra? A psychic pokemon would fare well.

Sik Simon: *Passes the bowl to Diana* Yeah, maybe that is a good idea....

I need a little backround. Where is this? When is this? Who the hell is Diana? What's Simon's goal here?

The places are in color above the posts, when, uhhh....unnamed time, and Diana is Simon's significant other, Simon's goal, to be revealed? He wants to be the very best, like no one ever was....to become the top trainer in the Johto league.

so, he's like an evil Ash with a chick?

Sort of, I wouldn't call him "Evil" or "Ash" though, he's dark but not evil, and he's a pokemon trainer, but really nothing like Ash, but he could resemble Ash because Team Rocket is now after him.

IN JOHTO CITY

ANNOUNCER: And Sik Simon beats Koga with a shutout of 3-0! His Kadabra really cleaned Koga's house! Fighting and Poison just can't compare!

Crowd: Yahhh!

*Suddenly the arena becomes dark*

Unknown voice: Hey, Sik Simon, prepare for trouble!

Unknown voice: Your Jolteon better make it double!

Unknown voice: To protect the world from devastation!

Unknown voice: To unite all peoples within our nation!

Unknown voice: Jessie!

Unknown voice: James!

Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth! That's right!

Sik Simon: Oh shit, it's team rocket! Diana! Throw me the rest of my pokemon!

Jessie: Well we'd love to stay and play but we gotta run with your Jolteon.

Meowth: Yeah! So hand it over!

Sik Simon: No way!......go Gyrados!

Team Rocket in unison: Huh? uh-oh...

Jessie: Arbok go!

James: Weezing go!

Jessie: Arbok! Use your POISON STING attack!

Sik Simon: Quick Gyrados! Use your ACID ARMOR!

Gyrados: DOS!

James: Weezing, use SMOKESCREEN now!

Weezing: Wheezing, wheezing!

Sik Simon: *coughs*

Meowth: Looks like the little booger got smoked out! So whattdya' say kid? Give it up or die of smoke inhalation?

Sik Simon: (in thought) I can't give up now!

Meowth: I said make up your fucking mind!

Sik Simon: Go Fearow! Use your WHIRLWIND attack to blow away Weezing's smokesceen, and then use FURY ATTACK!

Fearow: *growls*

James: uh-oh, it's happening again...

Team Rocket in unison: Looks like we're blasting off again!

Sik Simon: Yeah!

IN FIREBRICK CITY

Sik Simon: Yeah! You guys were great! You deserve a treat, let's go down and get some ice cream!

Diana: I don't Gyrados can fit into the bus, let alone the Ice Cream Shoppe!

Sik Simon: Well, umm, let's go to FIREBRICK BEACH instead then!

Charmeleon: Charrrr!

Sik & Diana: *Laughs*

Sik Simon: No Charmeleon, you don't have to get in the water!

*The phone rings*

Diana: Hello?

Official Female Voice: Hello, this is Cassidy from the Nine o'clock news, we'd like to discuss Sik Simon's recent win on air.

Diana: But it's only six?!

Cassidy: Ummm, yesss, ummmm....

*Phone is hung up*

Diana: That was weird...

Sik Simon: Who was it?

Diana: Someone from a newsroom, hey, let's roll a few fatties and head on down to the beach, I can't wait!

*smiles*

*Assumes smiling means pet MOSS is happy*

(pet mos?}

get on with the bloody story!

IN CELADON CITY

Police Chief: As chief of the I.P. I honor Nurse Joy for being such a kind and loving nurse and for helping so many different pokemon!

Brock: Ahhh, Nurse Joy....

Misty: Shut up Brock!

Ash: (mumbling) Damn Sik Simon, mutha, damn....

Police Chief: And I also honor Officer Jenny for keeping the peace throughout Celadon City all these years!

Brock: *Drooling* AHHHHh, OFFICER JENNY.....

Misty: *Grabs Brocks ear* Brock! Shut the hell up! I'm trying to watch the ceremony!

Ash: (mumbling) Damn Sik Simon, mutha, damn....

IN MYSTERIOUS CAVE

Philantropist 1: I think this is it, the Gaurdia Spector!

Philantropist 2: We're rich

*Suddenly everything begins to shake*

Philantropist 3: uh-oh

Philantropist 2: What's that?

Mysterious voice: You will all be destroyed! Feel my wrath, for I am Mewtwo!

Other Mysterious voice: I will obtain the spector Mewtwo, your powers mean nothing to me, I am En-tai!

LIME CITY

*Everything is shaking, people running through street*

Civilian 1: We're all gonna die!

Civilian 2: The end is here!

IN GURU'S HUT

Guru Manchu: The Spector has been tampered with, now all of the ultimate pokemon will be awoken from their tombs.

Student: The ultimate pokemon?

Guru Manchu: Mewtwo, En-tai, Hoh-oh, Lugia, and even Sentrix.

IN FIREBRICK CITY

*Dark Clouds erupt from nearby Lime City*

Sik Simon: What is that?

Diana: I don't know, it's awfully creepy, let's get the pokemon back in...

Sik Simon: Gyrados! Clefairy! Umbreon! Return!

Diana: That look in your eyes...

Sik Simon: Jolteon and I are going to drive down there and check it out, you and the rest of the pokemon walk back to the hotel and wait for me ok?

Diana: *Rolls eyes* Ok...

And then the show ends because my back hurts from sitting in this chair, stop in to see tommorrow's episode "The Fungus Among Us!"

IN CELADON CITY

Professor Oak: Yes Ash, a mysterious cloud is looming over Lime City in Acridge, and all chaos has erupted within the city.

Ash: Wow, isn't that where Guru Manchu lives?

Professor Oak: Yes it is, and I'm sort of worried about him, he hasn't phoned, but I think it's best if you stay in Celadon, Ash, don't become headstrong.

Ash: (in thought) Lime City, that's where I've heard of that, that Dark Johto League, when I went there to get the Lime badge the gym leader was talking about the Dark Johto League protecting the earth from hellfire and brimstone.

Misty: Ash! You're not thinking about going to Lime City are you?

Ash: Misty, I have to, Guru Manchu is there and he might be hurt.

Brock: And it seems that Pikachu is eager to go there too, and alot of other pokemon, look outside.

*sees massive groups of Nidoran running east toward Acridge*

Ash: All the Nidoran must have come out of the Viridian forest and travelled all the way here.

Misty: *Looks up in the air and rolls eyes* Well I guess we're going regardless, better pack up.

IN LIME CITY, BEHIND A BUILDING

Meowth: Wow, people sure are eager to get away from this cloud, I wonder if we can use this as a chance to steal pokemon?

Jessie: How awful Meowth! Talking about taking advantage of all this chaos to do corrupt acts of theivery before we finish our meal!

Meowth & James: *Sighs*

IN MYSTERIOUS CAVE

*Mewtwo and En-tai are having a massive battle*

Philantropist 1: This is our chance to escape with the spector! Come on!

Philantropist 3: Yeah, they probably planned on killing us anyways...

Philantropist 2: Make a run for it!

*Philantropists running to flee cave*

Philantropist 2: Oh no it's....

Philantropist 1: Sentrix....