well isn't that cute...

1. Bathe, dammit! If I can manage to bathe and stay clean with out hot water, you best be cleaning yourself too.

2. I dont need you to be head over heels calling every single night, but keep in touch. If our schedules make it so I cant see you frequently you need to find a way to show me I still exist to you. I'm not doing all the communication.

3. You wanna kiss other girls, you go ahead. But let me know about it. Something happens, I wanna hear it from you. Not some random friend. If you do exercise your right to other people, dont expect me not to.

4. Same for me, 'cept the other way around.

5. Sex cant be the only aspect to our relationship. If I cant talk to you, we're not gonna get far.


Some basics. When I'm not tired I might expand.

I'm allergic to latex. But there's always natural fiber. I'm all about protection. My own rules...


1. If you say "dinner and a movie", that's what I'm expecting. Taco Bell and then the DVD section of Wal-Mart is a poor substitute.

2. Do NOT ask me I'm not "busting out". If I want you to see my tits, I'll damn well show 'em to you.

3. Don't ask me out if you plan on forgetting my name 5 minutes later.


Actually, just don't date me at all.

So am I.

1. A devout follwer of any religion (except Brights), then you're out.

2. You lie to my face and you're out.

3. If you listen to a lot of rap and/or try to argue that it is good "music" then you're out.

ICP... fuckin juggahoes...

I usually expand this to say I want to know something happened... but no details since... I have a tendency to get jealous. But I certainly don't want to hear, "Oh yeah, so your SO was totally sucking that person's face off at the party last night! Then they disapeared and.. well.. that's why I was wondering if you could get a hold of them for me..." from some one else. Also, nothing more than innocent flirting in front of me.

Don't Lie.
Don't "half-lie."
Don't be indecisive. Almost hate that more than liars.
Don't lead yourself or myself on.
Know how to communicate.
Innocent flirting is okay. I'll even play along, cause it's all involved in normal human interaction, but don't be acting on sexual thoughts/feelings. If you're that type, fuck off and go get herpes.

There goes our love affair.

done that several times. but as far as getting fuck that day(one niter so to speak), never done that almost did though a couple weeks ago at a bar, the guy was so hot and really hitting on me.

of course he didn't fuck you. i'm sure you went off about your dead kid and how many self esteem issues you've got.

the only one who hss issues is you dickhead.

I would never give out my phone number at any bar/club . I just pretend I don't speak english.

I love sucking dick, and I'd suck yours until I was blue in the face if I had the opportunity.

such stirring language... if only all women were so direct.

in return i'd eat your pussy 'till i drowned.