So you live in a place with alot of sand, you get some gasoline and some biodegradable stuff like styrofoam and you mix it up real good in a bucket and dont get any on you, and dont even have a lighter with you. Then you let it sit in the sun for a while, ok now you have napalm, take your paint brush and fill your sandy yard with pillars of fire, now fill up beer bottles with the remaining fluid, put rags into them and use them to fight off cops and the fire department. They won't be ready but you will, remember you can always roll around in the sand and dance with the fire, they won't know what to do. Remember what halloween stands for: Candy, safety, and fire. Try not to do this too often though.

cfh19822001: if you went to africa and you seen them do there drive by shootings what would it be like?
SIKSIMON: scones
cfh19822001: wtf?
SIKSIMON: hella scones
cfh19822001: what the fuck are scones?
SIKSIMON: they're like cones
SIKSIMON: but sconier
cfh19822001: so then they be called scones?
SIKSIMON: yesir
cfh19822001: allright

styrofoam and gas is fucking super ghetto-napalm. we used to make that shit in high school and set all sorts of shit on fire. you gotta be careful though, that stuff is nuts.

Yeah it burns for hours

...and gets you arrested.

Well when I try to do it so hard as im sleeping but when I wake up Im still me fuck what the fuck do i do how did I end up being me no no no no no no no no no no no no no.