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laugh and ask what he was on
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give him/her the third degree
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fall on your knees and praise him profusely
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I wouldn't believe in him/her....even if he did knock on my door
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if god knocked on your door?
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"What do you have against gays asshole?"
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I want some of that goddamn nirvana shit the Asians are raving about..... dammit.... where the fuck have you been anyways....
I would probably ramble on for a while from there......
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so you two would give him a third degree? 
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Quote: Originally posted by Jordyn
so you two would give him a third degree? | Not as much as I would ask him for some sort of miracle for proof... I mean any old grizzardly man with a long white beard could act him out..... hell he could be Santa pretending for all I know...
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what would it take for him to prove to you he was god?
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maybe the whole water to wine thing.... hehe...
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that's a good idea, I would have him make me wine, bread and fish...then I could have a feast! and invite all my friends
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WTF did you tell Bin Laden?
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Quote: Originally posted by waterbearer
WTF did you tell Bin Laden? | so it would be a third degree? 
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i'd puch him then give him the third
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"What do you have against gays asshole?" | haha...:::claps:::
me..i'd probably sit there and glare at him, and you know, mentally yell at him for letting me fuck up my life. or fuck up my life for me. am i gonna get in trouble for swearing? ... anyways, lol.then i'd make him explain his reasons for doing everything...and what the hell was up with the crusades? and what i've always wanted to know (if christianity is really real..) is mormonism the antichrist? i mean casue i live in utah and all...i just have to know, hehe. then i'd slam the door and say 'thanks a whole fronking lot..'
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icky i dont like mormons, basterds took off my fav show 
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I'd have him prove to me that he was God... and then if he was truly God I'd ask what religion he was the God of :p
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I don't really care how he tried to prove it to me, I'd still find him the leader of a damn hypocritical religion.
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Epiphany. The voice of God is akin to an orchestra. You could sit all day and listen to Him just for the sound. Beautiful.
" Eseis agapi idios!"
"Agkelos O Apo Afesis I"
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Explains why people bother to listen to him at all then.
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Quote: Originally posted by coldandsilent
icky i dont like mormons, basterds took off my fav show
| ooo...you are very lucky, then, that you dont live here. its positively horrid..they're all over! and if you look different...beware, missionary visits i swear 3 times a month. and everyone invites you to church..and bakes you cookies even though you never accept, in hopes you finally will..::shudders::
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Quote: Originally posted by X_tragic_X
ooo...you are very lucky, then, that you dont live here. its positively horrid..they're all over! and if you look different...beware, missionary visits i swear 3 times a month. and everyone invites you to church..and bakes you cookies even though you never accept, in hopes you finally will..::shudders:: | I have lived in Utah for over a year now and never once been visited.... lucky me.... the first time I moved here in 91 I got a visit though.... poor bastards.... and i do not think it is all that horrid here.... the mormons are very fun to bother.... visit me at my Coffee Shop.... no Mormons there..... the Avenues kinda lack that whole Mormon thingie.... more College students than anything...
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you have a coffee shop dy?
So of all the religions...which one do you think god would contact first, and what do you think he'd ask?
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