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09-07-06
If you could become the spiritual leader and/or object of worship for any religion, existing or imaginary, what would you be and why? | |
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09-07-06
i think i'd be lucifer the morning star himself, eclipse the sun and tell every man, woman and child on the face of the earth to save one another by finding the strength and truth in their own souls and hearts rather than always looking to others and god for help before trying themselves. | |
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09-19-06
Duh... Osiris.
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09-19-06
Dude, Jesus...cuz y'know he got some serious pussy in his day. And no matter what, he had a free ticket to heaven man! I'd be Jesus, fuckin' and rapin' everything, murderin' for the hell of it...ah, good times!
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09-19-06
I'd be G_d the Father and smite you into line. | |
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09-19-06
but the son and the father are the same...dumb ass, you'd be smitin' yourself!
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09-19-06
Anubis, Zues or Gandhi. Maybe.
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Demeter or Artemis | |
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Cthulu! | |
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09-28-06
I would be The Crow
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09-29-06
I'd have to be a trickster god, like Coyote or Loki, but with more panache. Every time the Virgin Mary appeared in an oil stain in a Wal-Mart parking lot or some guy's grilled cheese sandwich, that'd be me putting it there, just so I could laugh at everyone who set up a shrine or prayed in front of it.
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09-29-06
Dionysis, because all he did was drink and screw. | |
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09-29-06
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Originally Posted by Necropolis  I would be The Crow | The best movies I'd die if anyone I know ever found out I'd watched, other than "Constantine".
Not because they're good movies, cuz, you know, but for the ambiance. | |
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10-08-06
Dear Brothers.
I wouldn't be a God, but the Prince of the Universe. I will crush your puny kings and queens, stomp on your parliament and bring forth a new life on a planet that can provide for everybody. No famine, just peace, love and gentleness. | |
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10-08-06
Hmm, I thought I already was.
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10-08-06
You must be Queen of the Universe. Who's king?
KoD, Since you'd be all about peace, maybe reassigning the government leaders to administrative position would be better than crushing and stomping on them. Once you crush everything, you've got to set someone up to run the new system, unles you want to bother with it day in and day out. | |
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10-09-06
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Originally Posted by King of Darknes Dear Brothers.
I wouldn't be a God, but the Prince of the Universe. I will crush your puny kings and queens, stomp on your parliament and bring forth a new life on a planet that can provide for everybody. No famine, just peace, love and gentleness. | Yes, because nothing proves your benign intentions by engaging in wholesale slaughter to secure peace and prosperity... 
Shadowborn
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10-10-06
I would be Hugh Hefner, but all godly and powerful. With an entourage of hirsute midgets in orange spandex and fishnet stockings who perform my most menial bidding.
Of course, I would force the entire human population to perpetually wear 18 inch buttplugs for my mere amusement.
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10-10-06
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Originally Posted by Number 11 I would be Hugh Hefner, but all godly and powerful. With an entourage of hirsute midgets in orange spandex and fishnet stockings... | I'd think being all-powerful you'd want attractive attendants. | |
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10-11-06
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Originally Posted by Shadowborn Yes, because nothing proves your benign intentions by engaging in wholesale slaughter to secure peace and prosperity... |
Really?
If I was a God, I would build you a pent house overlooking Paris. Everynight you would go to a nice bar with Parisian girls and you would have your bills paid for and your debts obliterated.
Also, you would have eternal funds in your account.
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I may throw Olivia Flaversham in for you to keep you company at night. 
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Can I like your lemon sorbet while I graze Manson's knee with a loofer?
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