Ok here's how this system works. You're born, you grow old, you die. You're reincarnated into this world so you get to do it all over again. Wheee. Yay. Woo hoo, party's on. Now there are two ways out, up and down. Down is ceasing to exist at all. This is what evil really is. Evil isn't pushing kids off their bikes or stealing some rich-ass son of a bitch's corvette. It's simply nothingness. Now God and Heaven is the opposite of that, which is real life. You see God isn't really a person, it's an idealogy. The only way to get to Heaven when you die is to understand the truth. That there is no spoon. J/k. Anyway, I'm done for now. Carry on.

"thank you for explaining that to us" i couldnt stop laughing heathen that was great!

wow dark messiah, you know everything don't you.

Short answer yes, long answer no, with a "but"

Sporks are the tools of the devil; anyone using one is assured a place in hell. This is fact; you may not believe in Satan but you will when you are roasting in hell being stabbed by little tiny demons with sporks. The first candidate is nasty old mr. messiah..... the sporks are ready are you?????

sporks are evil.

Skorp., sporks are the little half spoon half fork combo deals. they just fuck everything up. they aren't any fun at all. love ya

love to all

Sporks are these neat little contraptions that have a small compartment out of which folds a spoon on one side and a fork on the other, hence 'spork'. So I'm going to hell too!
My belief in reincarnation is that once we die, we go to the astral level befitting our life, and we learn things we may have missed in. Then, if we decide to go back, be it for love or knowledge (the two strongest powers,well, ever), we normally chose to go back. the only problem is, we almost always forget why, and get tangled up in life all over ain, and few people are able to get back to the astral levels for help(astral projection) i don't want to explain all of it, especailly since there are a million and one sites on the subject.

[Edited by Santralyn on 10-21-2000 at 106 AM]

I think that if there is a god, then he's treating humans like a 3 year old treats a barbie doll...not the sweet cuddle way but "useless do whatever fuck" way because he doesn't care enough anymore...

flame, i think you said it better than me. but metaphorically, i'd go more towards how a cat treats a mouse that it's just caught.

Sporks are those little plastic spoonlike thingies with fork teeth.... once again A Spork is a little plastic spoonlike thingie with fork teeth..... they come wrapped in adultproof plastic and are the most absurd things I have ever seen..... a seperate fork and spoon would be a fork and a spoon not a Spork.... Satan is watching you very closely now.... you must absolve yourself of those heathen beliefs and worship the truth that is Spork......

Being able to identify a spork is one of the criteria for getting into Heaven? Hey... I suppose it makes as much sense as any of the rest of it. It at least makes no less sense than my childhood theory that God was a purple curtain.

Was it velvet... please tell me it was velvet.... Yes beware the almighty power of the Spork.... if you see one run far and fast for Satan is sure to be close behind..... damn Sporks anyways

Arrrrgggghhh! Skorp is a heresy!!!! Burn him!!! Burn him!!!

Unfortunately 'He' was not velvet. (As if God could actually be that cool.) The curtains in my living room right now ARE purple velvet however.

Not in MY curtains, buddy!

Hey Santralyn,
I think you're right about the cat and mouse...

that sounds like fun!!!

luv ya all ('specially Skorp!!)

I love you too kernalkid,...even though I barely know you, I just felt like saying that

Hell o,
if once we are dead my friend, our souls fly from our bodies and they enter the middle life (the one inbetween our first life and the judgment day *barzikian life*- <soulfate 2/vol 1>), we roam freely, without a connection to the world that we had left our bodies in... we can watch it see all of what's goin on but we can't create any connection except through dreams, to people in the first life. buddist laws of soul transmition and (carnaliopa) is way far fictional.
it is hard to imagine but that is what happens, you analyze it in your brain, does it make sense that our souls leave our bodies to nowhere? reasonably no.
if u'd like further info try to find the following book:
(*soulfate* by Asad Bin Hilal Part 1,2 vol 1 1952)

OOOOOOhhhhhh!!!!! Velvet..... if God was velvet I wanna wrap him around me and live in bliss...... too bad he is probably more like that bad stretchy stuff old ladies wear...

That leaves a very disturbing image