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donkeys are god
think about it
civilization wouldnt have grown nearly as fast without the help of the donkey

and i think mary was pregnant with the donkeys child ie. Jesus
that would make the donkey god incarnate

woot

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You said this once before. AND CATS ARE GODS DAGNAMIT!

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Does that mean that jesus was an ass and his followers are the followers of the ass?
Do christians then wait for the final Trump of the ass?
Did the ass part the waters and did moses go on the mount to talk with his ass.
I like your theory, much better than any other I've ever heard.
Worship the ass, the ass is king.
Our ass, which art in heaven, blah, blah ,blah Amen.
jesus, son of ass said love my ass as my ass loves you.
jesus on the cross"my ass why have you forsaken me"
My new faith in the ass is unshakable and I've got a whole book of quotes here so don't try and talk me out of it.
  
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Gaze upon my ass, ye mighty and DEPAIR!

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Umm... that definitely doesn't sound like immaculate conception

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since when do cats = god? i thought dogs were?
  
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Dogs are followers, no better than sheep.

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i neva said this once before
jeeeeeeeez
why are you all talking about asses

anal freaks suck...

you suck
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i neva said this once before
jeeeeeeeez
why are you all talking about asses

anal freaks suck...
ass n. pl. ass-es 1. A long-eared quadraped related to the horse; donkey. 2. A stupid person; fool.

-- From Funk & Wagnalls Standard Dictionary

Hence, donkeys fit the first definition, and you fit the second.


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I am with Shadow on this one... hehe


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Drink More Coffee!!!!!
  
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I think RedMeat needs to reiterate the rules about not posting on acid, to this guy...
Kat

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pretty pointless
  
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Whats wrong with anal?

Yep thats enough.

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