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Serious Discussion Discuss Scientologists bullying a dude in the Discussions forums; Originally Posted by Billy the Kidd Or you could just politely say that youre not interested, I mwan that always works to. No it doesn't it just makes them ...

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Or you could just politely say that youre not interested, I mwan that always works to.
No it doesn't it just makes them try harder.


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When Wiccans start spewing bullshit at me (I have friends who are wiccan, not all are retards, but a surprising percentage are just pop-culture bandwagon jumping morons)

I just tell them I'm going to drop a house on them.

Never fails to piss them off, once they figure it out.
HaHa. That took me a second too, but funny nonetheless. Good job.



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07-23-06

I usually say, "I'm sorry.....things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister."

After the blank stares wear off it's funny....



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07-23-06

Well as long as we are going the Wizard of Oz route, why not try throwing a glass of water on them then saying "Oh shit, you didn't melt. Damn"


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Well as long as we are going the Wizard of Oz route, why not try throwing a glass of water on them then saying "Oh shit, you didn't melt. Damn"

actually i tease my daugther frequently that if i get wet i'll melt...she doesn't understand...



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Well, let her watch the movie, and let it scare the piss out of her


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Well as long as we are going the Wizard of Oz route, why not try throwing a glass of water on them then saying "Oh shit, you didn't melt. Damn"

hahahah... good stuff... if only I could do that to televangelists... although I can do that to my neighbors who think that since I was an unwanted birth, that I am going to hell... ^_^ if I do I am gonna laugh.


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07-25-06

Or you could go Salem on them, and pile a bunch of wood around a pole. Call it a magical bbq


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it's a religion, in the wrong hands those can be detrimental, nothing that hasn't been done by others.
couldnt have put it better myself.


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Or you could go Salem on them, and pile a bunch of wood around a pole. Call it a magical bbq

I LOVE it when the pop-culture Wiccans bring up Salem. Wicca wasn't even around then. Not even close!



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scientology is not a religion it is a money making scam



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I LOVE it when the pop-culture Wiccans bring up Salem. Wicca wasn't even around then. Not even close!
In one of my classes last quarter we had an alumnus come in to talk about her new book, which proffers the theory that the whole witchcraft scare in Salem was brought about by an outbreak of viral encephalitis, transferred to the townsfolk and livestock by mosquitos from migrating birds. Interesting stuff.

Then, during the Q&A at the end, this woman in the class raises her hand and asks what it was like for the real witches (aka Wiccans) living in Salem. Everyone just looked at her like she was a complete dumbass; have to give credit that no one even so much as snickered, let alone laughed out loud.


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08-08-06

Oh man. I don't think I could've been that big.

I would've laughed.

Then I would've called her a stupid bitch.



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08-09-06

I would've thought that the witchcraft scare in Salem was due to ergot poisoning....but I could be wrong.

I've been to Salem. They have this brewhouse where they make all the ale on the premesis (Sp?) and one of them is called Hawthorne's Honey Ale....mmmmmm...and another is Pumpkin Brew.

Best time to go there, though, is anytime BUT October. (Talk about a madhouse!)



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Then, during the Q&A at the end, this woman in the class raises her hand and asks what it was like for the real witches (aka Wiccans) living in Salem. Everyone just looked at her like she was a complete dumbass; have to give credit that no one even so much as snickered, let alone laughed out loud.
That seems to be a very common problem. People taking a fiction and believing it true. people definatley need to find out for themselves, instead of taking it at face value.
Like Lillith is a real feminine Icon and I doubt many feminists realize that Lillith is the demon that kills babies out of jealousy.


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That seems to be a very common problem. People taking a fiction and believing it true. people definatley need to find out for themselves, instead of taking it at face value.
Like Lillith is a real feminine Icon and I doubt many feminists realize that Lillith is the demon that kills babies out of jealousy.
She also rapes men in their sleep.....she is the original succubus.

Here's something I found about her (a little long, but hey....):

Chapter 10: Adam's Helpmeets
(Excerpt from The Hebrew Myths by Robert Graves and Raphael Patai (New York: Doubleday, 1964), pp 65-69.)

(a) Having decided to give Adam a helpmeet lest he should be alone of his kind, God put him into a deep sleep, removed one of his ribs, formed it into a woman, and closed up the wound, Adam awoke and said: 'This being shall be named "Woman", because she has been taken out o f man. A man and a woman shall be one flesh.' The title he gave her was Eve, 'the Mother of All Living''. [1]

(b) Some say that God created man and woman in His own image on the Sixth Day, giving them charge over the world; [2] but that Eve did not yet exist. Now, God had set Adam to name every beast, bird and other living thing. When they passed before him in pairs, male and female, Adam-being already like a twenty-year-old man-felt jealous of their loves, and though he tried coupling with each female in turn, found no satisfaction in the act. He therefore cried: 'Every creature but I has a proper mate', and prayed God would remedy this injustice. [3]

(c) God then formed Lilith, the first woman, just as He had formed Adam, except that He used filth and sediment instead of pure dust. From Adam's union with this demoness, and with another like her named Naamah, Tubal Cain's sister, sprang Asmodeus and innumerable demons that still plague mankind. Many generations later, Lilith and Naamah came to Solomon's judgement seat, disguised as harlots of Jerusalem'. [4]

(d) Adam and Lilith never found peace together; for when he wished to lie with her, she took offence at the recumbent posture he demanded. 'Why must I lie beneath you?' she asked. 'I also was made from dust, and am therefore your equal.' Because Adam tried to compel her obedience by force, Lilith, in a rage, uttered the magic name of God, rose into the air and left him.

Adam complained to God: 'I have been deserted by my helpmeet' God at once sent the angels Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof to fetch Lilith back. They found her beside the Red Sea, a region abounding in lascivious demons, to whom she bore lilim at the rate of more than one hundred a day. 'Return to Adam without delay,' the angels said, `or we will drown you!' Lilith asked: `How can I return to Adam and live like an honest housewife, after my stay beside the Red Sea?? 'It will be death to refuse!' they answered. `How can I die,' Lilith asked again, `when God has ordered me to take charge of all newborn children: boys up to the eighth day of life, that of circumcision; girls up to the twentieth day. None the less, if ever I see your three names or likenesses displayed in an amulet above a newborn child, I promise to spare it.' To this they agreed; but God punished Lilith by making one hundred of her demon children perish daily; [5] and if she could not destroy a human infant, because of the angelic amulet, she would spitefully turn against her own. [6]

(e) Some say that Lilith ruled as queen in Zmargad, and again in Sheba; and was the demoness who destroyed Jobe's sons. [7] Yet she escaped the curse of death which overtook Adam, since they had parted long before the Fall. Lilith and Naamah not only strangle infants but also seduce dreaming men, any one of whom, sleeping alone, may become their victim. [8]

(f) Undismayed by His failure to give Adam a suitable helpmeet, God tried again, and let him watch while he built up a woman's anatomy: using bones, tissues, muscles, blood and glandular secretions, then covering the whole with skin and adding tufts of hair in places. The sight caused Adam such disgust that even when this woman, the First Eve, stood there in her full beauty, he felt an invincible repugnance. God knew that He had failed once more, and took the First Eve away. Where she went, nobody knows for certain. [9]

(g) God tried a third time, and acted more circumspectly. Having taken a rib from Adam's side in his sleep, He formed it into a woman; then plaited her hair and adorned her, like a bride, with twenty-four pieces of jewellery, before waking him. Adam was entranced. [10]

(h) Some say that God created Eve not from Adam's rib, but from a tail ending in a sting which had been part of his body. God cut this off, and the stump-now a useless coccyx-is still carried by Adam's descendants. [11]

(i) Others say that God's original thought had been to create two human beings, male and female; but instead He designed a single one with a male face looking forward, and a female face looking back. Again He changed His mind, removed Adam's backward-looking face, and built a woman's body for it. [12]

(j) Still others hold that Adam was originally created as an androgyne of male and female bodies joined back to back. Since this posture made locomotion difficult, and conversation awkward, God divided the androgyne and gave each half a new rear. These separate beings He placed in Eden, forbidding them to couple. [13]

Just for FYI, mind you. (Personally I like the part where Adam fucked every female creature he could get his hands on. Beastiality was apparently rule of the day........)



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Interesting to me to read some of these websites, as many seem to have been corrupted by the influence of a militant culture of feminism (feminazism? :lol: ). All this tripe about Adam insisting on using the missionary position, Lilith refusing to submit etc. :lol: I think we're all pretty much adult and wise enough to accept that doggy was the first position!
The traditional Hebrew folk tale concerning Lilith, to put the balance back, is that when Adam and Eve were cast out of the garden of Eden they were separated, he in Sri Lanka and she near Mecca, a journey that would take 175 years to make. The demonness Lilith presented herself to Adam as a substitute companion, an idea to which he agreed and they enjoyed a happy existence for many years. However, eventually Adam and Eve were reunited and their original love burst into fresh flame.
Adam rejected Lilith who, furious at the insult, swore to destroy every child of man that should be born. Before Adam died, he divided his estate between his children by Eve. On hearing this, Lilith brought her offspring by Adam to demand a share, but Adam had, by this time, distributed everything of value. Lilith could only have the deserts and wastelands. As you might imagine, she was more than a little pi***d off!
The idea that Lilith hovers waiting to destroy children became firmly rooted in the Jewish imagination, and contributed to the ceremonies that took place at birth. It is said that one day, the Rabbi Bar-Yechai met Lilith in the desert and attempted a little instant exorcism. He cursed her as evil and demanded that she cease her malevolence. In the ensuing dialogue, he discovered that she was fearful of the names of Eliyahu Ha-Navi ("Elijah The Prophet") and of the patriarchs of Israel. So Bar-Yechai prepared an amulet (called a shmirah, which means to guard or preserve) to act as protection against her. On the shmirah were the Jewish names of God, Elijah, the names of the patriarchs, the names of the angels Michael and Gabriel, and a hand to repel evil. It became Orthodox tradition to place the shmirah on all doors, windows and openings of a house in which a newly born child and its mother lay.
From cradle to grave... Shmirah is also a duty associated with Jewish burial. Two groups are involved, those who prepare the body for burial (Chevre Kaddisha) and those who watch over the body until burial (shmira).
The mitzvah of shmirah has the distinction of being the last act of kindness that you can perform for a fellow Jew. It is considered a particularly noble mitzvah because the person you are helping cannot possibly thank you - it is a gift given with no expectation of compensation of any kind. In fact, it is traditional not to thank someone for doing this particular mitzvah. There are no gender-related restrictions; both men and women can sit for a man or for a woman. Cohanim (descendants of high priests) may not serve as shomrim.

Shmirah simply involves sitting at the funeral home for a two-hour shift. It is traditional to read Psalms, but other Jewish reading, especially on death and mourning, is also appropriate. Shifts are typically two hours long, but other arrangements can often be made. You need not sit in the same room with the casket; there is always a room outside with a couch. The funeral home will set out kippot and a few books just outside the room containing the casket. You need not actually "watch" the casket or even see it once. It is also an opportunity for quiet time and reflection.
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