 | | Atra Ludio/Dark Bard
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01-26-02
No guy can have that kind of power without blowing everything up and fixing it with duct tape.
Well, it's a theory I'm working on.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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01-26-02
good theory.
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| | | Sire's Property
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01-26-02
But...isn't that basically what he's doing? Metaphorically speaking...
You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
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| | | Dark Q
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01-26-02
Yeah. It's like every time you turn around there's a supernova going off or a comet slamming into something. | |
| | | Sweet Zombie Jesus
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01-26-02
Or I could just respond with female sterotypes."Ever see a women try to fix a car/computer?"I dont think comparing God to Tim in Home Improvement works heh.:p
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
Darkness squeezes, Satan`s platypus rises tonight! Bork, bork, bork! | |
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01-27-02
Another reason I think God is a woman  'cuz things are never fixed properly
But seriously. God is not a member of the human species, I think we all agree about that one. An omnipotent being has no reason for breeding, therefor the whole male-female thing would not exist in God. God has no sexe (and I'm real sorry for the peep  )
... Time has no bearing...
...when the whiteout begins...
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| | | Dark Ooze
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01-28-02
Ah c'mon God created mankind in his/her own image...
I don't know that many selfish egotistical girls..yet | |
| | | Still Hungry
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01-28-02
well i just think that god is not.
as in non existing. strike me down with lightning for my slanderous behaviour.
have you seen my marbles? | |
| | | Sweet Zombie Jesus
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01-28-02
Quote: Originally posted by Oezoem
Ah c'mon God created mankind in his/her own image...
I don't know that many selfish egotistical girls..yet | Thats because you live in Holland not L.A.
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
Darkness squeezes, Satan`s platypus rises tonight! Bork, bork, bork! | |
| | | Fallen Warrior
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01-29-02
I prefer to think of god as a yin-yang symbol, both male and female. At least the idea of a toaster fixed with duct-tape and spewing smoke while he/she dials the repairman is amusing.
The Guide to Being an Evil Overlord.
44. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a
stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code.
Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for
formal occasions.
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You know that feeling of being at one with the universe? It is the rush of endorphins as your throat is slit.
It's all fun and games until they gun down ten of their friends and three teachers. | |
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01-29-02
If there was a god why would it have to be a certain gender? Does god have a penis..and if so what does he use it for?
Im of the opinion that if there is a god it would be neither. Or maybe its a hemaphrodite and likes to wear leather..who knows...has anyone claimed to have seen God lately?
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01-30-02
... Time has no bearing...
...when the whiteout begins...
Don't come after me... |
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| | | Dark Ooze
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01-31-02
Quote: Originally posted by RedMeat
Thats because you live in Holland not L.A.
| Nah..that's because I hardly know any girls 
Oh, and WHO CARES?
I mean does it matter what, if there is one, God is? | |
| | | Dark Hippie
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01-31-02
i highly recommend reading this, for those of you who don't know that Goddess is a woman, and her name is Eris.
in lieu of buying your own damn copy, you can read the whole thing online here.
...do you believe that? -transmothra, KSC
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01-31-02
I am definitely hoping God is of MALE gender, because when I die, if that fuck-tard is Female, I won't have the balls to tear her arms off and beat her with the bloody ends of them.......Buuuuuuut....... There might be an exception to that if God resembles Janet Reno. | |
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