Wasn't sure if this belonged here or in sprituality and occult, so feel free to move it. However, I feel it is frighteningly accurate. Opinions?

AQUARIUS

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistake over and over again. People think you are stupid.

PISCES

You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent you for your flaunting of your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Piscean people do terrible things to small animals.

ARIES

You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.

TAURUS

You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are a Communist.

GEMINI

You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Gemini’s are known for committing incest.

CANCER

You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is shy you’ll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.

LEO

You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. You arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are known thieves.

VIRGO

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.

LIBRA

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely queer. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libra’s die of venereal diseases.

SCORPIO

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarius’s are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal.

CAPRICORN

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don’t do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorn’s should avoid standing still too long as they tend to take root and become trees.

vivid imagination- yes
followed by CIA or FBI- no
influence over associates- no
flaunting power- no
lack confidence- yes
coward- no
terrible things to small animals- no

I exist to be murdered. Ho hum...what's new.

Pisces - The Fish

February 19 - March 20

Traits - Like two fish tring to swim in the opposite directions with their tails tied together, Pisceans are torn between idealistic goals and selfish needs. Sensitive. Intuitive. Emotional. Dreamy. Private. Compassionate. Artistic. Adaptable. Timid. Introspective. Musical. Escapist. Self sacrificing. Impractical. Self pitying when low. Receptive to outside influences. Good listener. Forgiving.

I find this to be more accurate for me.

ARIES

You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.

part of it is true .. but I am not very nice? hmm.. well, at least I try.

this is the Aries version of the one I had:

Aries - The Ram - Charges head first into life!

March 21 - April 19

Traits - Like the ram, Arian people are brave, courageous and headstrong. Enthusiastic. Exuberant. Active. Impulsive. Assertive. Honest. Pioneering. Natural leader. Fiery. Impatient. Anger is short lived. Thoughtless. Idealistic. In a hurry. Loves to start things. Wants to conquer. Wants it NOW. Wants to be first. Seeks achievement. Likes a challenge. Strong desires. Competitive.

most of it is true .. but I am not always in a hurry.

but some thing is true .. I like things here and now.

I consider myself idealistic, true.

so yeah. part of it is true.

k

It was supposed to be funny, that's why I didn't post to this board originally - guess I have a weird sense of humour

oh. I tend to take these things seriously ~shrugs~ sorry to have taken over

Nah - it's ok Syb, just me...

After all I'm a Libra and make a good prostitute

lol!