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Pope's new high-tech solution for sex scandals - 06-20-02

Robo-priests!

Holy wafer storage, absolution dispenser, retractable rosary...these things have it all, and no more child molestation!

Check out the summary story here

Plus, online confessions from your personal robo-priest:

Just click here


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06-22-02

Yes, we all love the nonsense sheets...some of the most important information in the world comes from those...


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06-22-02

I think it would be a bad idea...even though there is a lot of nastiness that has come out recently...there's a lot of wisdom that can be received from a person who has seen a lot, knows a lot and offer emotional support when needed...how can a robot replace the humanity that men of the cloth offer?



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06-22-02

national inquierer or sethin, can't quite rememer what magazine, at it's best! I bought that issue, used the I want youse guys for the mafia picture as a poster.


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And the dead shall walk.
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06-23-02

oh, I love those papers...my personal favorite is the weekly world news....followed by the Sun...I could care less about those star magazines



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06-23-02

I was reading that story in Weekly World News the other day in some store. It ws hilarious.


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06-23-02

so who thinks it's true than?



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Duddy's correct - 06-24-02

It was indeed the Weekly World News, which is without a doubt the finest trash tabloid at the checkout stands. While the others have fallen into the routine of printing public scandal, gossip, and outright lies about those in the celebrity limelight, WWN is not afraid to stick with such age-old classics as "I Married Bigfoot" and, "Baby Born With Antlers". Nothing passes the time better than such wonderful entertainment while you wait for the palsied old woman at the head of the line to finish scrawling out the check she's writing for that quart of milk...


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ahh the hell with waiting in line...I just by the damn things...and those mini mags too..i've got quite the minimag library



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Eh, I just use them to pass the time...rather like comedians on TV...I wouldn't by a video tape of their acts because eventually they would lose their humor. No reason to have a bunch of yellowing old tabloids cluttering up the house.

As far as the actual story goes, I'd have to say that you would definitely lose the aspect of having the wise shepherd who is close enough to God to help with spiritual quandries, but at least you wouldn't have robo-priests rubbing the kids in naughty areas.


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