They said their starting their own religion, that's what they told me, they look like elves but their not, their wood nymphs, from asanaroth, they told me that their religion was going to be really good, and their sole purpose would be to kill all of our government officials, so I went along with it for a while, the wood nymphs are a scary people, they dont really do much except wiggle around and transform into other things, and they say things to me, they're always their around me but nobody else can see them, not even george bush, he cant see them, that's why their going to kill him, probably tomorrow, maybe in a few years, they're starting a new religion to kill people and they've sucked me into it, they make me shoot up pcp and trip out, and then they come in my dreams and fuck with my head. I'm sorry momma, but I gotta kill them all.

That happened to me once.

Hey, welcome to the religion board Fred. Thanks for nothing.

I find it interesting how people can mock Religion so easily, yet it remains so important to so many.

True. I chalk it up to the fact that there are quite a few people in the world who are still searching for the meaning of it all. Some choose religion, some philosophy, some simply decide that this is all there is, and everything else is a joke.

I tend to think that there is more out there than we can possibly conceive at this point and time...trick is, it's still all a joke.

If we weren't able to mock things in general we'd be a dry bunch of old farts. It's necessary to mock, and the action does not imply it's not important.

I don't think you understand me hotshot, these wood nymph creatures are gonna kill them all, through me, I told you before, watch out for them, they are hostile, and they have the intent to kill.