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My God Can Kick Your Gods Ass!!! - 08-15-02

the title is pretty self explanatory, what can your god do for me? what kind of benifits do i get, medical, dental? whats his stats? is he well groomed but can still throw down with the best of them? these are the secretes of the universe i want to know.


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40K plan work for you..... partial dental..... no medical.... but thats only because we ask for blood sacrifice.....



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well I can tell you what gifts this self proclaimed goddess has to offer oh and what i can do...that's magick in itself...



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08-15-02

this is real mature isn't it


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

" It is easier to write words on water then to try to use argument on a christian"
  
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crypt wrote....

this is real mature isn't it



mo more mature than beliving a MAN WHO LIVES IN THE SKY can see and know everything i and everyone on the planet do with our spare time.

no more mature than someone KILLING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING because they cant agree on the fact that christ was nailed to a cross made out of either oak or chherrywood.

no more mature than ROBING THE POOR IN THE NAME OF THERE PERSONAL DIETY.

to be honest, i was curious to find out other peoples beleifs, this seemed like a good way to go about it.

to me, at least.

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how about no more real them me tracking your sorry christian ass down and sacrfificing you to Lord satan as every good christina should be. die christian scum


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oh but why kill them, it's so much more fun to play with them



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killing them then there is less that can annoy the fuck out of me or come knocking on my damn door.


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i'm just not much of a killer...but more power to you!



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and honestly Jordyn, since when have you ever known me to really give a rat fuck about half the bloody moronic fucks on this website? all these christians are doing is showing their idiocy and the fact that they are not worth the skin they were born with.


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how about no more real them me tracking your sorry christian ass down and sacrfificing you to Lord satan as every good christina should be. die christian scum

sorry crhistian ass?!?!? i never declared afilliation with any diety! if anything i afilliate myself with sacarasm, fear and loathing.

to be perfictly honest, i tend to loath most organised religion.


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i'm just not much of a killer...but more power to you!


actualy, death is not as permanant as it once was, they have pills you can take to cure that paticular ailment.

or at least thats what my dealer tells me.


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i think we know what the fuck we wrote jackass.


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someone pee in your chierioes this morning? shesh! smoke a j or somthing.


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nope, ain't a damn person peed in nothing of mine. ya can't take the abuse get the fuck off the boards.


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as long as i dont wake up with a sore ass and blood in my stool, i think i'll be cool.


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or you could always attempt to wake up with an axe in your damn forehead.


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now now boys...no need for violence...unless I can sell the tickets



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or how about a victum?


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but violence is sexy!


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