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I got this in my e-mail, and it just called out to me...maybe she can help you too

"Miss Cleo, how can I find true happiness? Will I ever find my true love?"

'Let me tell you, honey, you just need to go and do some nice pretty drunk college girls for a few years and then waste your money on beer. In beer and meaningless sex is the key to ALL happiness, suga! Good luck, and remember to wrap that beast!"


Thank you, Miss Cleo

You get those too?? *gasp*

you mean I'm not special anymore...it was a spam!

Oh no...all those long phone calls for nothing...bummer...

that's going to be a horrible phone bill

Oh that's ok. Miss Cleo said I would win the lottery before christmas. I just hope she meant this christmas...

she told me that to...i hope I win it before my husband see's the phone bill...

Men just don't understand...

men..can't live without them, can't shoot them, guess we just gotta love them

Sounds like a plan to me...not that I could resist if I tried, though...

I don't think I could...

How about we just shoot Ms.Cleo?
I am sure some place in the tropics has a bounty on her head for extreme use of an accent without a permit.
I want to see if Ms. Cleo has Ms. Bodyguards.

Who is Miss Cleo anyway..? I've never heard about her outside the mails...

She is based out of Florida and is a telephone/inforemercial Shaman born somewhere out of the Carribean.

She claims she was born into her powers and that Shamans run in her family.
Right now she is being sued by The State of Florida on criminal charges of fraud, solication, false advertising, and making false claims. Problem is now she has infomercals making herself out to be a martyer and victim of a modern day witch hunt.
Might I add Ms. Cleo is trying to open up a "school" to train people in the art of her ways. She already has a on-line school for those who are willing to pay the hefty sum of money for the priviledge of her on-line touch.

isn't she in jail?

Have no idea Deirdre, been awhile since I last read an update on the story.