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A letter from the Devil - 02-22-03

This Morning, I recieved an interesting E-mail from my unlce that I would like you all to read and give an opinion on...


This is a good ministry tool, but I wonder how many
will REALLY get
>this?!!
>
>PAY ATTENTION TO THE P.S.
>
>LETTER FROM THE DEVIL
>
>This can really make you think.
>
>It actually made me mad
>
>while I was reading it,
>
>but I had to send it because of the P.S.
>
>This is deep... and I wasn't
>
>going to forward or share it,
>
>but that last line... you'll see.
>
>A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
>
>I saw you yesterday as you began your daily
>
>chores.
>
>You awoke without
>
>kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you
>
>didn't
>
>even bless your meals, or
>
>pray before going to bed last night. You are
>
>so
>
>unthankful, I like that
>
>about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am
>
>that you
>
>have not changed your
>
>way of living, Fool, you are mine.
>
>Remember,you and I have been
>
>going steady for years. and I still
>
>don't love you yet.
>
>As a matter of fact, I hate you,
>
>because I hate God. I am only using
>
>you to get even with God.
>
>He kicked me out of heaven,
>
>and I'm going to use you as long as
>
>possible to pay him back.
>
>You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and
>
>HE has great plans in store for you.
>
>But you have yielded your life to me,
>
>and I'm going to make your life a
>
>living hell. That way, we'll
>
>be together twice.
>
>This will really hurt God.
>
>Thanks to you, I'm really
>
>showing Him who's boss in your life with
>
>all of the good times we've had.
>
>We have been watching dirty movies,
>
>cursing people out,
>
>stealing,
>
>lying,
>
>being hypocritical,
>
>fornicating,
>
>overeating,
>
>telling dirty jokes,
>
>gossiping,
>
>being judgmental,
>
>back stabbing people,
>
>disrespecting adults,
>
>and those in leadership positions,
>
>no respect for the Church,
>
>bad attitudes.
>
>SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on,
Fool,
>
>let's
>
>burn together forever.
>
>I've got some hot plans for us.
>
>This is just a letter of appreciation from me
>
>to you.
>
>I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use
>
>you for
>
>most of your
>
>foolish life.
>
>You are so gullible, I laugh at you.
>
>When you are tempted to sin,
>
>you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick.
>
>Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your
>
>life.
>
>You look 20 years older, and now,
>
>I need new blood.
>
>So go ahead and teach some children how to
>
>sin.
>
>All you have to do is
>
>smoke,
>
>get drunk or drink while under-aged,
>
>cheat,
>
>gamble,
>
>gossip,
>
>fornicate,
>
>and live being as selfish as possible.
>
>Do all of this in the presence of children and
>
>they will do it too.
>
>Kids are like that.
>
>
>
>Well, Fool, I have to let you
>
>go for now. I'll be back in a couple of
>
>seconds to tempt you again.
>
>If you were smart,
>
>you would run somewhere,
>
>confess you sins,
>
>and live for God with what little bit of life
>
>that
>
>you have left.
>
>It's not my nature to warn anyone,
>
>but to be your age and still sinning,
>
>it's becoming a bit ridiculous.
>
>
>
>Don't get me wrong,
>
>I still hate you.
>
>IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR
>
>CHRIST.
>
>
>
>P.S. If you really love me, you won't share this
letter with anyone.


Personally, I literally began to laugh out loud, I just thought it was histerical(SP) and utterly ridiculaous all at the same time...



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02-22-03

That's about the most unsubtle piece of reverse psychology I've seen in a while...


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02-22-03

I cant believe some one actually wasted their time writing... at least they could have put more work into it.


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02-22-03

and there's nothing wrong with sex...!


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02-22-03

Fornication?!?!oh evil world!

from my experiences devils seem to prefer the term "monkey" rather than fool...but it's nice to know this one provides a to do list for the truly wicked...i bet it helped those who we're just sitting around trying to think what they could do to get into hell...how nice of them.



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02-23-03

Hmmm I am not sure what fornication means... I guess I will have to do it a little more so I know what it is I am not supposed to do.


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