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| A letter from the Devil -
02-22-03
This Morning, I recieved an interesting E-mail from my unlce that I would like you all to read and give an opinion on...
This is a good ministry tool, but I wonder how many
will REALLY get
>this?!!
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>PAY ATTENTION TO THE P.S.
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>LETTER FROM THE DEVIL
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>This can really make you think.
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>It actually made me mad
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>while I was reading it,
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>but I had to send it because of the P.S.
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>This is deep... and I wasn't
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>going to forward or share it,
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>but that last line... you'll see.
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>A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
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>I saw you yesterday as you began your daily
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>chores.
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>You awoke without
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>kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you
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>didn't
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>even bless your meals, or
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>pray before going to bed last night. You are
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>so
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>unthankful, I like that
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>about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am
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>that you
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>have not changed your
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>way of living, Fool, you are mine.
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>Remember,you and I have been
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>going steady for years. and I still
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>don't love you yet.
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>As a matter of fact, I hate you,
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>because I hate God. I am only using
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>you to get even with God.
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>He kicked me out of heaven,
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>and I'm going to use you as long as
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>possible to pay him back.
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>You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and
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>HE has great plans in store for you.
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>But you have yielded your life to me,
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>and I'm going to make your life a
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>living hell. That way, we'll
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>be together twice.
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>This will really hurt God.
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>Thanks to you, I'm really
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>showing Him who's boss in your life with
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>all of the good times we've had.
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>We have been watching dirty movies,
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>cursing people out,
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>stealing,
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>lying,
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>being hypocritical,
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>fornicating,
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>overeating,
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>telling dirty jokes,
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>gossiping,
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>being judgmental,
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>back stabbing people,
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>disrespecting adults,
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>and those in leadership positions,
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>no respect for the Church,
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>bad attitudes.
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>SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on,
Fool,
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>let's
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>burn together forever.
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>I've got some hot plans for us.
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>This is just a letter of appreciation from me
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>to you.
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>I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use
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>you for
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>most of your
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>foolish life.
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>You are so gullible, I laugh at you.
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>When you are tempted to sin,
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>you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick.
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>Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your
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>life.
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>You look 20 years older, and now,
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>I need new blood.
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>So go ahead and teach some children how to
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>sin.
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>All you have to do is
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>smoke,
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>get drunk or drink while under-aged,
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>cheat,
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>gamble,
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>gossip,
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>fornicate,
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>and live being as selfish as possible.
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>Do all of this in the presence of children and
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>they will do it too.
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>Kids are like that.
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>Well, Fool, I have to let you
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>go for now. I'll be back in a couple of
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>seconds to tempt you again.
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>If you were smart,
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>you would run somewhere,
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>confess you sins,
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>and live for God with what little bit of life
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>that
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>you have left.
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>It's not my nature to warn anyone,
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>but to be your age and still sinning,
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>it's becoming a bit ridiculous.
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>Don't get me wrong,
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>I still hate you.
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>IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR
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>CHRIST.
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>P.S. If you really love me, you won't share this
letter with anyone.
Personally, I literally began to laugh out loud, I just thought it was histerical(SP) and utterly ridiculaous all at the same time... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |