Who dares argue, and what proof do you have?

Why, I have the Word of God in this convenient printed form.

He was a Lesbian trapped in a Man's body... Just like ME!! SOMEONE FREE ME!!

If I can believe god is a woman, why not jesus too?

*stumbles out of the thread with a religious epiphany, dazed smile across her face*

Well if I was to contridict you on this one I would say "what proof do you have that Jesus is a woman." It said in the bible that Jesus was his "son," and it actually has pictures of Jesus. Why are they just now making pictures of God?? That is what I don't understand. They can't do that cause he doesn't know what he looks like. I don't know, but I don't understand the whole concept and I guess if Jesus was a girl it would seem kind of funny.....who knows, but what proof does anyone have except the fact that he is stored in a tomb or some shit like that. (boy do I watch those scary shows too much)

Devil Rubber duckies????? i have got to get one (or 8) of them

and back to the subject..................

battle of the devil duckies and buddy jesus that would be cool

I know a kid who we all call Buddy Christ. Cool guy.



And actually, Jesus isn't in the tomb, or isn't supposed to be anyway.

sure he is....although i would advise against going there...there was a tomb built for him....uck..

I thought he rose from the tomb, that was the whole "Becoming a savior" thing, his body isn't still there....

Let's just go find out.....laughs wickedly

Yeah, a trip to the holy land might do me good, *thinks of the thought of the thought of living in the desert again, even for a day*, nah, I'll pass.....

who says that we have to live there. maybe we could build our own water system or some shit. I have flown a plane so that works.....with some assistance. Lol

Umm, well...if you want to credit Jesus for his acts and for his status as a figure of importance in the Christian religion, then you pretty much have to accept the words of the Bible (New Testament of course) at least as the historical account of his life (considering that there are no other surviving sources in which his life was recorded) and therefore, since it quite firmly and unequivocably states that Jesus was male, he must be male. Now as for God's gender and whether or not he/she/it has one (let alone exists); I have no answer for that.


The question is can YOU prove that Jesus was female?

my theory: If jesus died, and then rose, isn't he a zombie?

Here is something to counter your theory.
Maybe he came to this world more than once, in many forms, maybe he reached a certain state of holyness that made him a "God".

Maybe I need coffee.

Well, Yeshua IS kinda a guy's name. *shrugs* The Bible refers to Jesus with "he/him/his" doesn't it? And I always believed that Yeshua and Mary Magdelaine had a secret marriage, and were so careful, they even managed to hide it from the apostles. Dunno, could be lesbianic, I 'spose.

Gods Zombie come to take retribution upon our heathen heads.... oh watch how I begin to tremble..... uhhh... Jesus was female... and a bunnie.... an evil pink bunnie.....

....given his description was being that of a jewish male of average height and weight in the bible. The bible was written over 2000 years age, composed from the dead sea scrolls, which were carbon-dated to that exact time period. I 'll take it from the horse's mouth, not from an opinion that comes 2000 years too late.

I won’t argue that , specially since I found this , and she must be a sexy bitch also , cause that guy is vigorously spanking his monkey .

a) The original Bible didn't come with illustrations, sorry to dissapoint.


b) Those illustrations also commonly portray Jesus as white.


c) Jesus's height/weight were never given.


d) Obviously Jesus was a transvestite that fooled people into thinking she was male because the Hebrew culture was male-dominated so she had to be viewed as male or wouldn't be taken seriously. Jeez. What's so hard to get?