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jehovah witness, mormon or christian Serious Discussion Discuss jehovah witness, mormon or christian in the Discussions forums; who would you rather have knocking on your door...i have to go with the jehovah witnesses...while the mormons may be cute, their literature bites, but they're good ...

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who would you rather have knocking on your door...i have to go with the jehovah witnesses...while the mormons may be cute, their literature bites, but they're good if you need a bible...i can't think of anything interesting about christian propaganda, it all says the same, however i did like this little booklet about a big bad gang banger who gets thrown in jail, finds god and is released preaching his word*giggles*

but the reason why i chose the witness's is their literature, they're watchtower magazines are really interesting, they don't seem as pushy as the other two group recruiters and are really genuinly pleasant....

I got on this subject just because they finally came to our house yesterday and my husband had to deal with them, but he even said he enjoyed their company, but it's the usual...

i was just curious what you all prefer knocking on your door

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