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If God Is Everywhere, Then He's In My Ass - 07-24-02

Just a brilliant thought I had in the 5th grade that's haunted me ever since.


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07-24-02

I can't wait to see where this is going...but Heathen...be civil.


You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
Stab me in the dark, let me disappear
  
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07-24-02

Did you ever hear about how atoms are constantly moveing around each other. They never sit still this is a fact.
You take a table, it looks solid but it isnt. That table is constantly moveing, it just apears to be solid.

[.....and upholds all things by the word of His power....] hebrews 1:3
That means he holds all things together by the power of his word.
So he is holding your ass together.


A lamp is not brought to be put under a basket, is it, or under a bed? Is it not brought to be put on the lamstand?
For nothing is hidden, except to revealed; nor has anything been secret, but that it would come to light. Mark 4:21+24
  
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07-24-02

*laughs*


You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
Stab me in the dark, let me disappear
  
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07-24-02

again with no ability to come up with his own thoughts on the matter he relies on the bibble for an answer.


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

" It is easier to write words on water then to try to use argument on a christian"
  
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07-24-02

It's a bigger problem than this one guy not being able to come up with anything original, it is his religion NOT to.


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07-24-02

I do rely on my own thoughts, and I have come to the conclusion that the bible is right.
My opinion is the bible.


A lamp is not brought to be put under a basket, is it, or under a bed? Is it not brought to be put on the lamstand?
For nothing is hidden, except to revealed; nor has anything been secret, but that it would come to light. Mark 4:21+24
  
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07-24-02

TLH, as i see it then does that not make him worse then the religion he defends so whole heartedly?


look the edit button, does that make it easier for you to understand?


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

" It is easier to write words on water then to try to use argument on a christian"

Last edited by Crypt : 07-24-02 at 18:21.
  
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07-24-02

I used to be an athiest for 21years. Untill I had my first experience with God.

And crypt I dont understand what you just said?


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07-24-02

ok i was an atheist for 9 years then a satanist for the last 20


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

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07-24-02

What happened when you were nine?


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07-24-02

again, watch your step. my past is my business and not of your concern. i have not pryed into why you became a christian, and i will not say why i became a satanist for it is irrelvent to this conversation


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

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07-24-02

What ever happened to you at the age of nine, satan is the one who started it.
Satan is laughing at you right now. He comes only to steal, kill and destroy.
You say you would stand by satan rather than bow down to anyone let alone God, well satan wont have it that way.
He was cast down because he thought he was better than God.
He thought he could be God and have God bow down to him.
He offered Jesus the whole world, if only he would bow down to satan.
Who are you that satan would share his kingdom, if he didnt give Jesus that chance.


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07-25-02

Shut up.


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07-25-02

can i look in your asshole then?


just dont shitin my eye.. i have bad eyesight already


meep
  
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07-25-02

Since someone's probably going to cry about my last post, I'll expand on it. Light,y ou have no idea what happened, if anything, to crypt. It is not your place to tell him the cause of it. It is in fact very disrespectful and cold to tell him what you did. If something happened to me, say someone in my family died, and you spewed a bunch of shit about satan to me, I think I'd punch you and never speak to you again. Try being human every once in a while, sympathy and compassion are much stronger than any myth will ever be.


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What ever happened to you at the age of nine, satan is the one who started it.
Satan is laughing at you right now. He comes only to steal, kill and destroy.
You say you would stand by satan rather than bow down to anyone let alone God, well satan wont have it that way.
He was cast down because he thought he was better than God.
He thought he could be God and have God bow down to him.
He offered Jesus the whole world, if only he would bow down to satan.
Who are you that satan would share his kingdom, if he didnt give Jesus that chance.
lets start with the first thing. you have no idea what happened to me and never will. so for you to sit there and say it was Satan that did it is just plain stupid.
secondly, i highly doubt Satan is sitting there laughing at me right now, more then likely he is laughing at you for the plain ignorance that you have proven of your own faith.
thirdly, if it meant for me to be tormented in hell then i would gladly take that then bow before Jehovah or his bastard child.
i would also like to see the text where it states that i will suffer in hell for what i belive in or for the sins i have done in the past and will do in the future.

I will also say this, come stand before me and have your god with you for i will spit in your face and denouce him to his. Tehn lets see what your god does then


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

" It is easier to write words on water then to try to use argument on a christian"
  
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07-25-02

I never said satan did it. I said he started it.
Satan knows how to push peoples buttons, God nows how to push his.

Heathen I know I dont know what happened thats why I asked.
And hes obviously upset at whatever happened to him, Im just telling him who to get revenge on the one to blame.


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07-26-02

did you read a word i said? it's interesting that your trying to turn me from satanism and i'm not trying to turn you from being a christian. the only thing i have been trying to do is to get you to open your eyes and see the book that you hold so much faith in is full of lies. to be honest the god you belive in mena svery little, cause no matter what faith you believe in everyone else is going to hell. so see you there. oh and i'll hold a place for you.


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

" It is easier to write words on water then to try to use argument on a christian"
  
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07-26-02

hey Crypt, haven't been to the board for a while, but you might remember me from the MSN Messenger.
Anyway, just wanted to pop in and ask you if I could maye have a place close to yours...I bet it would be fun spending time down there with a guy like you

And to that Light-guy: Would you read up on Satanism and what Satanists believe before you start spewing your heart-and brainless shit around?
Thank you.

Hail Satan!
Jonas.
  
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