LOL

Yes you may fantasize all you like.
No a Human cannot Summon an Angel. Though we do on occasion allow Demons, and such to take small forays into the corporeal World of you Monkeys. They do love to cause mischief.
And I am certain that perhaps one or two of these Demons may have appeared to a Poor Fool who may have thought he was Summoning them.
I do not know how it feels to be under the power and control of a Monkey. Ask a Dog.

I will save an exceptional Pitchfork for you. I will see what I can do about these "nippleclamps". How about a Gate Of Hell? Not exactly a nippleclamp yet it is quite humorous to watch a grown man under the steady gaze of a Succubus grow hard and stiff within its cage of concentric tightening rings.

First: I wasn't asking you!

I see, so you're not allowed out of hell? Do they have a net connection down there? I suppose Microsoft's offices are down there... Is Bill Gates a demon? Is there such thing as the River Styx and stuff? Give a general description of the landscape in Hell.

Yes you did.
I am usually not allowed out of Hell. I have come here in my Original Form. I am at present in the vicinity of the worst bunch of Sinners since Hitler. Though Saddam does present a good case for being even worse.

We do have DSL in Hell. Is that not Ironic?
Why Pray call 1-800-666-HELL.
Please hold and one of our operators will get to you as soon as possible.
No river Styx. No Bill Gates is still alive. We may discuss him becoming a Demon upon his arrival.
General Description. Think of San Francisco Burning OVER and OVER again. Tall Skyscrapers in the distance obscured by sulfurous mists and raging 1,000 foot high flames. That fairly well describes the Necropolis. The outlying land is hard and black with small and large pools of lava, hot water, and sulfur. The Lake Of Fire I must say is quite beautiful this time of year.

Do you have any holiday brochures, it sounds beautiful. Who are the worst bunch of sinners since Hitler?

I may not say as they are blissfully unaware that they are sinning in any way what so ever. I do not want to ruin the fun. Lets just say that they may be the ones who start the Holy War amongst you Monkeys. Any guesses you may hazard are likely to be wrong.
No Holiday Brochures as most usually you Monkeys come here to stay; yet you can drop by any active Volcano and get a feeling for Hell.

It's the politicians no? THe US Senate...

Hmm, I think I might have gone out with a Succubus now you mention it.
Are you into S&M Xuld. you've got a really vivid imagination, I like the sound of that Gate of Hell thingy though, some people pay good money for this kind of stuff and to think its free in hell .....grooovy baby, I can't wait.

Seasons in hell... there's summer.. hot burning flames everywhere. Autumn...hot.. burning flames everywhere. Winter....hot... burning... flames everywhere. Spring....hot....burning...flames....everywhere.

I don't know what hell you've been to but I was there last week and its nothing like that, its flat for a start, with the Great Master sat on his throne, flanked by Imps, a long column of new souls being led in by other Imps and being thrown into the pools of fire.Other than the flames its all white, and there is much laughing at the damned.
Have you ever actually been to hell, I'll take you if you like, you'd enjoy meeting the Master and he'll enjoy meeting you.

Couldn't resist the Salems Lot type quote.

*chuckles and shakes head* my my...what an interesting thread this is. This is quite...uhh...different from the other threads around here (at least the ones I've read). Just thought I'd drop in and say hello to Xuldemios. You seem to be quite an interesting character...


~Queen Akasha~

...and I missed all the fun Damn it Mother!...

Dear horned1 at this time of year it is as all times of the year in Hell only the Tides bring the Lake of Fire Higher into the Plains. The fires torment many a soul and the wailings are quite beautiful. Lovely even. If you would only end your pitiful Monkey life and come join Us. We would kindly place you right at the edge of the tidal surge so that once a year your voice would join in the litany of the damned.

Well Xuldemios, do I not even get so much as a simple hello?? That's rather rude of you...


~Queen Akasha~

Hello Queen Akasha. I so love it when you Monkeys take on Divine Airs. I find it quite intriguing to say the least. Well; hello anyways.

What fun?
Look I used a question mark correctly. Stupid Monkeys.



Watch the Monkey bounce.

Is Xuldemios your real name, or is it the name you are presenting to us?

It was a sarcastic remark

Monkeys?? Divine Airs?? Hmm...only in your dreams maybe...and we find you rather intriguing also but I do believe that some of us would rather see the doctors in white coats take you away. It would benefit us all. Well, thank you oh so much for taking the time to say hello. Very nice of you...(sarcasm should be noted and understood. Thought I should explain this since you seem to understand to little...)

~Queen Akasha~

Well I have been known to be an evil little spirit.
Though to answer your question; of course not.
You would be unable to read much less would I be able to write my real name upon this board. I can say that I Am. Is that good enough? (Look. Another question mark properly placed.)