I must say that masculinity is a Monkey term that though may describe certain attributes that I have does not the whole portrait make. The furnace of the Soul is a strange and deviant place. Each Soul burning a different fuel; Monkey or Angel.

It was joke Dear Xuley...ha ha...you were supposed to laugh!
We'll work on your humor

Humor. Yes I do at that. Have to work on it that is. I will never quite be able to match you Monkeys though. I am blinded by destiny and entwined by fate. I am too morose as of late to be able to find humor in much. Though I did watch the daily executions in a small village in Pakistan yesterday and found that highly amusing. The cruel small Monkey wielding the machete will make a fine Demon one day. I do believe the Monkey had an orgasm for every limb lopped off.

I have gone off subject. Forgive me my lack of humor.

So what are your feelings towards this war? and if that's what your job entails, no wonder your sense of humor is a bit weak...(I'll just have to work extra hard)

This War is a farce. A slumbering beast swatting at a fly. A fly that should have been sprayed and killed long before now. That beast shall awaken soon. I only wonder if its awakening will be tolerated.

and what beast it that O Master of mine?

Sorry I lapsed into archaic terminology. The United States is a sleeping beast. Akin to Sumeria, Babylon, and most recently Rome. When the beast awakens the Nation either grows stronger or falters and shatters like a fragile chinese porcelain vase. I am not sure of which path your America will take. I am attempting to avert its destruction. I like death and it does serve its purposes. Yet massive death does not sit well with any Angel whether of Heaven or Hell.

to much work?

To coin a Monkey saying. I am too old for this shit. I just want to retire to my sulfur pits and roast some sinners. You Monkeys are easy to read when dead. When alive only God knows and I think you Monkeys confuse the Hell out of Him.

after thousands of years I can imagine...how old are you?

How old am I. I will have to use your present calendar to represent my age. If correct I would have been born in what would be your August. Around three and one half billion years ago. 3,500 Millenia have come and gone. As I have said before you Monkeys have been around a lot longer than you think. Not as long as I yet far longer than you think now.

I guess I made a wise choice than signing up to be your apprentice, that many years...there has got to be a lot for me to learn from you...

Some of it not very benificial I might warn. I am sure you know that though. Your wit is sharp. Your mind is agile.

Well I wouldn't expect how to learn to live a humble, prudent and pious life from a high ranking devil


Oh and thank you! I take it I'm doing a good job than?

Of course. Be well for now Dear Jordyn I must take my leave.
I have several areas I must visit. I am amused by the sudden proliferation of Satanic Threads. I am also amused by the authors utter disregard for factual content. I suppose that is the lot for the majority of you Monkeys though.

Oh. I must say hello to the rest. Hello and greetings to Errantrogue, Clearwitch, Darktiggr and whomever else may wander in to my Thread. Ask any questions and I will attempt to answer them truthfully. Be well all.

I guess he's going soft in his old age....

Didn't Satan die when we killed God?

He's not Satan, he's an...underling, so to say...I do not believe we killed him, I did not kill him!...it is the Mother that is being destroyed, her body raped, her blood polluted, her air tainted, her children...dead, dying or killing each other...God sits up there exalted, and tends to his own...she bleeds for us all...I imagine Satan would have even more sympathy for us...he was in the same position at one time, where we now stand, and many like he are rebelling, refusing to kneel, to lay down and be commanded like lapdogs...

Oh my God!


<drops to her knees in a humble bow> Why have I not met Jordyn before. You ARE a PAGAN. You sound like a witch also. Tell me, please tell me I'm right!

I am a witch, but not a pagan...