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08-26-01
Quote: Originally posted by AAAAA
Geez, give the man, sorry I mean Crown Prince of Hell a break...  Hey "lesser demon", is Aleister Crowley in Hell? | He is. His is a "Secret Consequence" known only to the one whos' duty is to administer said punishment. As to getting laid; what does that pertain too? (Is that better?)
" Eseis agapi idios!"
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08-26-01
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Could you be a good little Monkey and put a "?" after those "Questions".
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I am sorry. This Thing-"?"-is something I am unfamiliar with
| I rest my case.
You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
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08-26-01
Quote: Originally posted by Xuldemios
He is. His is a "Secret Consequence" known only to the one whos' duty is to administer said punishment. As to getting laid; what does that pertain too? (Is that better?) | He is? Damn, so I'm not his reincarnation then... Oh well... | |
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08-26-01
Well of course I am a Hypocrite you little Monkey.
As are you and your Kin.
Would you like to quote more hypocrisy to me?
Pick up any of your History books.
Or just talk for a while little Monkey.
" Eseis agapi idios!"
"Agkelos O Apo Afesis I"
"Arthro ypokosmos yparcho!"
Elikas Eseis!!!!!!!
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08-26-01
Quote: Originally posted by AAAAA
He is? Damn, so I'm not his reincarnation then... Oh well... | Very rarely are those allowed.
" Eseis agapi idios!"
"Agkelos O Apo Afesis I"
"Arthro ypokosmos yparcho!"
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08-26-01
In order to be reincarnated you must have an Ok from Both Divine Entities. God and Lucifer as they like to call themselves right now. The very last person to be granted this was the Marquis de Sade. Noone wanted the lech around. He keeps getting reborn; the poor fool.
" Eseis agapi idios!"
"Agkelos O Apo Afesis I"
"Arthro ypokosmos yparcho!"
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08-27-01
so your satin??...well than theres somthing ive been meanign to say for a long time....your an asshole!!...stop trying to convert me...ass, i want my phone number taken off that fricken lsit too, everday at 7 while im eating i get a fricken call from you or one of you elves, no damnit i dont want a credit card....wait a tic i think im confusing you with a johovas wittnes, santa clause, and a curtesy caller, ehh what the ahy go about your business, but just for being satin i have to say your an asshole... 
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08-27-01
Whats going to happen to me in the afterlife then Satan?
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
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08-27-01
when ur done with him, i have the same question so be sure to like pop and tell me....
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08-27-01
Quote: Originally posted by ~:fAllen sTar :~
so your satin??...
D | No I am not Satan/Lucifer. I am just an Avatar.
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08-27-01
Quote: Originally posted by RedMeat
Whats going to happen to me in the afterlife then Satan? | Once again I am not Satan. As for what is going to happen to you.
Please list your Sins and I should be able to give you a good idea.
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08-27-01
I cant remember all of them or be arsed to type them all out.
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
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08-27-01
Quote: Originally posted by Xuldemios
In order to be reincarnated you must have an Ok from Both Divine Entities. God and Lucifer as they like to call themselves right now. The very last person to be granted this was the Marquis de Sade. Noone wanted the lech around. He keeps getting reborn; the poor fool. | Heh, they must find me really annoying then, since none of them wants to be bothered with me. Or could it be that I am the reincarnation of deSade..?
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08-27-01
So what's Belial like?  Can I talk with him
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08-27-01
Quote: Originally posted by Xuldemios
Lucifer Himself is attending to the last count of all the Whores that have ever lived. | What have you got against whores Xuldemios, whores are at least in touch with the divine force of life, its all those dead from the neck down do-gooders that will burn, leave the whores alone. | |
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08-28-01
i wanna wake up someday being raped by satan
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I guess we scare him away 
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08-29-01
Quote: Originally posted by RedMeat
Whats going to happen to me in the afterlife then Satan? | You say you have too many Sins too list.
We will save a pyre for you.
Jordyn Noone scared me away; I am rather busy at the moment.
Also Belial is busy at present; he may be available at a later time.
As for you Sugarblade; are you a harlot? If so you may one day have your wish.
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08-29-01
Quote: Originally posted by horned1
What have you got against whores Xuldemios, whores are at least in touch with the divine force of life, its all those dead from the neck down do-gooders that will burn, leave the whores alone. | I have nothing against the Whores. Where did you get that idea?
Hell is so much nicer of a place with thier presence.
I love the Whores. Alot.
Perhaps you need to screw a Whore long and hard to release all that tension.
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08-29-01
No Jordyn; I am here to answer questions. I have been posed silly Monkey questions; which if I could even answer would be beyond your poor Monkey Reasoning faculties. There is also the Covenent; which clearly states that an Angel cannot share secrets of the Divine with the Monkeys. Yes we; The Ruling Class of Hell here are Angels. Did you think we were little Imps and Demons. No that is what you mortal souls become after being exposed to the beauty of Hell.
I am 18Inches tall; though this can be altered; and I am pale albino white with feral green eyes. I have vestigial wings; other than that I resemble a miniaturized Mortal.
I am not an Imp or a Demon.
Jordyn confess your sins. We can weigh your souls value.
" Eseis agapi idios!"
"Agkelos O Apo Afesis I"
"Arthro ypokosmos yparcho!"
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