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Serious Discussion Discuss Hi!!! I Am Satan. in the Discussions forums; Originally posted by Xuldemios Clearwitch your documentation only proves your gullability. Yes; please put your Faith into the written word. We so enjoy new Souls here. Heh...about the response ...

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08-26-01

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Clearwitch your documentation only proves your gullability. Yes; please put your Faith into the written word. We so enjoy new Souls here.
Heh...about the response I was expecting. When faced with new arguments, you simply withdraw to your little imaginary realm. I would have been more impressed if you could actually put forward some kind of intelligent response, but alas. You are not only delusional, you are ignorant as well. Surely a Prince of Hell would have been able to answer better than you do.


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08-26-01

Heh... For a demon *laughs* you sure are a slow typer.


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08-26-01

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Oh oh! I got a question for Satan: what does he think of Mr LaVey?
He is not under my jurisdiction. Elsewise I would enjoy torturing the little rat.
Exact numbers, dates, towns, names; are you Mad. I do not take care of the processing around here.



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Heh... For a demon *laughs* you sure are a slow typer.
I am not a "Demon".
We are not familiar with your little Gadgets.
And English is also my Thirtieth or so language.
I will only type in English though.



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Lucifer Himself is attending to the last count of all the Whores that have ever lived. That is why I am here. To answer your questions.
I guess this was just bull, then, so far you haven't been able to answer one single question satisfying. If you truly are who you claim you are, which I very much doubt, I see no reason to fear neither you nor your master.

If you are to come to a place like this, with a claim like that, the least you should do is read up a little, gain some actual knowledge. That way you might <--note the choice of word here, get some respect. But as it is, you are in the best case only slightly amusing.


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08-26-01

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I am not a "Demon".
Didn't you yourself state thate there are 'millions of names' out there. In other words, names are irrrelevant? You are contradicting yourself more than the Bible is.

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We are not familiar with your little Gadgets.
I guess Satan forgot to pay his phone bill, eh?

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And English is also my Thirtieth or so language. I will only type in English though.
Yeah right. And I know your deepest darkest secret. But I won't tell you.


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Don't let me know when you're opening the door
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And English is also my Thirtieth or so language.
I will only type in English though.
Hehe, good save, otherwise I'd be asking you to type in Latin for me.
  
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Yeah right. And I know your deepest darkest secret. But I won't tell you.
What might that be?


AAAAA I hate Latin. Your modern English is far more flexible.



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08-26-01

Convince me that you are who you claim to be, and I'll tell you.


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What might that be?
AAAAA I hate Latin. Your modern English is far more flexible.
Yeah, I hate Latin too... I think you kind of missed the point on the deepest darkest secret thing, but tht's ok, I suppose Satan needs to have dumb minions to avoid a revolt...
  
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08-26-01

Heh, at least this thread is entertaining. You are persistant, Xuldemios, I'll give you that. But I'm still waiting for any replies on my previous statements. It seems you are completely avoiding the difficult questions here, and that doesn't count in your favour. The least you can do is try, you know, if you really are as powerful as you apparently wish to be.


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08-26-01

As I said I am a Prince Of Hell. I am unfamiliar with the context of your modern thought. Forgive me if I seem somewhat ignorant toward your inquisitive Monkey minds.
Yes Clearwitch; Names are not relevant; I just took that a little personally. "Demon" HAH!!
Please ask your questions one at a time.
As for your questions regarding this World War Two. I have a couple of lithe little secretaries working on it now.
I can give you a small overview. What the Hell do you expect? Super-Intelligence? Poor misguided Monkeys. Ingenious little bastards though. I will give you that.



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08-26-01

I'm always up for a good demon challenge, prove it!



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Is ingenious.



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08-26-01

Ceasar was gay. He used to have very large orgies with twelve to sixteen year old peasant boys. He was stabbed thirteen times.
He is now having large orgies with very large Sows. Female Pigs.
Do not ask me why. I do not work in the Consequences Department.



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08-26-01

I could have told you that, Xuld. I'm still not impressed.


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I'm with Clearwitch on this one. Everyone knows the Roman's were sick people



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I am not here to impress you. If you would be so kind as to kill yourself I could and would "impress" upon you the eternal torment of your Soul.
What other questions did you ask?



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Is Buddha in hell?
  
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You do not know the half of it. The Romans mirror your Modern Society here. Assassinations, Congressmen, Senators; your America is the New Rome.



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