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Jordyn · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by Dyshade

Errr.... thanx I think???? that is the problem with people reading the Enuma Elish though... most think that they are speaking of actual Human seeming Gods when in fact they were speaking of the Planets that surround our Sun.... a lot of scientific evidence corraborates thier Creation Epic..... By the way you may be a loonie Xul yet at least you are an intelligent one.... I think...

Aren't we all a little loonie

Set · 09-03-01

....some more than others

horned1 · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by Xuldemios
I have also been given permission to post upon other Threads. I may only do it when I see something I find that you Monkeys have completely wrong. Do not expect to hear to much from me outside this Thread though. I do not want to give to much away to you funny Monkeys.

Lucky us,..... anyway Xuldemios, it would in fact be gods work to destroy you would it not?. Though you engage in conversation your intent if you are as you claim is not to enlighten but to destroy, what gain would it be to you to talk to the sinners here, except maybe to do them harm.
There are many here versed in the ways of magick and they wouldn't be talking to you so openly without the necessary magical measures were it not for the fact that they believe you to be mad.
But what if you aren't mad, then would it not be time deal with you, you have already stated that human will is superior to your own therefore our magic is superior also, maybe it is time that those here started to use their magick on you, you are after all our enemy.
What do you think Xuldemios, should we talk to you as a fake or destroy you as a devil/"angel"?.

Horned1

Jordyn · 09-03-01

Do you enjoy icecream, if so what is your favorite flavor, and what kind of music do you enjoy?

Jordyn · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by horned1

Lucky us,..... anyway Xuldemios, it would in fact be gods work to destroy you would it not?. Though you engage in conversation your intent if you are as you claim is not to enlighten but to destroy, what gain would it be to you to talk to the sinners here, except maybe to do them harm.
There are many here versed in the ways of magick and they wouldn't be talking to you so openly without the necessary magical measures were it not for the fact that they believe you to be mad.
But what if you aren't mad, then would it not be time deal with you, you have already stated that human will is superior to your own therefore our magic is superior also, maybe it is time that those here started to use their magick on you, you are after all our enemy.
What do you think Xuldemios, should we talk to you as a fake or destroy you as a devil/"angel"?.

Horned1

Ooooh!is that a challenge?

horned1 · 09-03-01

He has a pitchfork with my name on it so..yep.

Jordyn · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by horned1
He has a pitchfork with my name on it so..yep.

Can I watch...I'll bring popcorn?

horned1 · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by Jordyn

Can I watch...I'll bring popcorn?

Sure can...bring some coke and a red hot poker for Xul and we'll make a night of it

Jordyn · 09-03-01

Pepsi o.k.?

09-03-01

Groovy, I'm in.

horned1 · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by Jordyn
Pepsi o.k.?

Pepsi..

RedMeat · 09-03-01

I`m going to buy the PPV rights for this.

Jordyn · 09-03-01

I'm going to be a lucky girl

horned1 · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by RedMeat
I`m going to buy the PPV rights for this.

Good idea.. what could it be titled?.. maybe "Red Hot Poker meets godxulla"

Xuldemios · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by horned1

Lucky us,..... anyway Xuldemios, it would in fact be gods work to destroy you would it not?. Though you engage in conversation your intent if you are as you claim is not to enlighten but to destroy, what gain would it be to you to talk to the sinners here, except maybe to do them harm.
There are many here versed in the ways of magick and they wouldn't be talking to you so openly without the necessary magical measures were it not for the fact that they believe you to be mad.
But what if you aren't mad, then would it not be time deal with you, you have already stated that human will is superior to your own therefore our magic is superior also, maybe it is time that those here started to use their magick on you, you are after all our enemy.
What do you think Xuldemios, should we talk to you as a fake or destroy you as a devil/"angel"?.

Horned1

Do you believe in Magick. Please note that when I ask questions I do not use Question Marks. I am here to do what it is that I do. I will tell the Truth when I think it needs telling. I have though answered all Questions on this Thread truthfully so far. Yes I just may be Mad; Hell can do that to one. Your Will is Superiour by far yes. That is because you have been granted your Freedom with it. God could not force one of you Monkeys to do a Damn thing. He could force an Angel to bow before Him if He so desired. Though He does not. You are welcome to attempt my destruction if it so pleases you Dear Horned1.

Jordyn I enjoy Chocolate Ice Cream sprinkled with Red Hots. As for Music I actually enjoy anything with a hard beat and driving guitars. I do believe someone named Alliance For Concerned Men posted a Thread here with Iron Maiden on it. I like them though I am beginning to enjoy this Modern "Industrial" I think is what you call it.

horned1 · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by Xuldemios

Do you believe in Magick. Please note that when I ask questions I do not use Question Marks. I am here to do what it is that I do. I will tell the Truth when I think it needs telling. I have though answered all Questions on this Thread truthfully so far. Yes I just may be Mad; Hell can do that to one. Your Will is Superiour by far yes. That is because you have been granted your Freedom with it. God could not force one of you Monkeys to do a Damn thing. He could force an Angel to bow before Him if He so desired. Though He does not. You are welcome to attempt my destruction if it so pleases you Dear Horned1.

Jordyn I enjoy Chocolate Ice Cream sprinkled with Red Hots. As for Music I actually enjoy anything with a hard beat and driving guitars. I do believe someone named Alliance For Concerned Men posted a Thread here with Iron Maiden on it. I like them though I am beginning to enjoy this Modern "Industrial" I think is what you call it.

*sniff, sniff* smells like a human to me, but then maybe not.

You haven't really answered the question though Xuldemios, god might not force you to bow before him, but should we bow to you or destroy you, if you are as you claim I would take great pleasure in destroying you. As you've said you've answered other questions truthfully, so give me a truthful answer to this, should we destroy you or not.

Xuldemios · 09-03-01

The closest you could come to destroying me is a possible Banishment. That really pisses Us off as we cannot come back for a certain amount of time. You Monkeys will do as you like. Believe me or not it is of no importance.

horned1 · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by Jordyn
I'm going to be a lucky girl

Luckier still Xul's going to bring some chocolate Ice cream with red hots..... how appropriate.

Jordyn · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by Xuldemios
The closest you could come to destroying me is a possible Banishment. That really pisses Us off as we cannot come back for a certain amount of time. You Monkeys will do as you like. Believe me or not it is of no importance.

Isn't a true name required for banishments, or at least to have the entity in your presence?

horned1 · 09-03-01

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Originally posted by Xuldemios
The closest you could come to destroying me is a possible Banishment. That really pisses Us off as we cannot come back for a certain amount of time. You Monkeys will do as you like. Believe me or not it is of no importance.

So you wouldn't have a care if we attempted your destruction then?