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Serious Discussion Discuss Hey Douche Messiah in the Discussions forums; We should arrange a meeting some time. We can sip tea and discuss the questions of the universe. Then when we come to different concluions we can fight. Whoever wins ...

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04-25-01

We should arrange a meeting some time. We can sip tea and discuss the questions of the universe. Then when we come to different concluions we can fight. Whoever wins is right.

*strokes his knife*


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Sounds good. I don't like knives though, can I bring my Kusari-gama?


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No.


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Why not? It's not my fault you want to bring an ineffective little "weapon" like a knife.


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See, I was going to stroke my gun, then a baseball bat, but those seem a litte...you know.


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Pervert.


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*strokes his club*


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**flicks wrist, causing the Kusari-gama to snap out ten feet, the sickle's blade cutting Heathen's club in half, then returning to DM's hand**


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*is half the man he used to be*


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That, and your ass is on fire.

Not your lucky week, huh?


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Sigh


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...how do you respond to a sigh?

Hey Heathy, do you know where Mama Lucia's is?


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No, you know Tasty's Diner?
Email me, I'm thinking about calling it a day.


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No. You know Geppito's? Wait, they closed that down a couple years ago...can't think of anything else.


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