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Here we go. - 07-26-02

ok i know this doesn't fit in here but hey i thought all those religious people would like my rendition of Kumbayah so here it is:

jesus swallows loads my lord, kumbayah
jesus swallows loads my lord, kumbayah
jesus swallows loads my lord, kumbayah
oh lord, kumbayah.

mary was a whore lord, kumbayah
mary was a whore lord, kumbayah
mary was a whore lord, kumbayah
oh lord, kumbayah


jon fucks goats lord, kumbayah
jon fucks goats lord, kumbayah
jon fucks goats lord, kumbayah
oh lord, kumbayah


priests rape boys lord, kumbayah
priests rape boys lord, kumbayah
priests rape boys lord, kumbayah
oh lord, kumbayah

god is dead lord, kumbayah
god is dead lord, kumbayah
god is dead lord, kumbayah
oh lord, kumbayah.

Thank you, thank you.


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

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Chart success beckons.
  
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07-26-02

*runs off to Download the MP3*


Forgiveness? That's between you and your God. I'm just here to make sure that you keep your appointment.

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07-27-02

Personal attack against an organization is an oxy moron. He did not flame any specific person. I expect your apology within the next day.


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07-27-02

You will only receive judgement Heathen.

That is ALL you shall revceive.

And is shall come swiftly.
  
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07-27-02

I love it when you get all biblical.


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In your ignorance, you speak.
  
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07-27-02

Sob. That's a personal attack.


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07-27-02

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In your ignorance, you speak.


Remove the plank in thy own eye before thou seekest to remove a speck of sawdust from thy brother's.


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07-27-02

I love it when you get all biblical, too.


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Re: No, here we DON'T go - 07-27-02

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Flaming is the act of personal attack against another user, organization, website, etc. Think "hate posts" and that's basically what flaming is. Users are expected to treat others with respect. Posting messages that provoke a negative response is also not allowed. This is know as "trolling". If you have a problem w/ another member, keep it off the forum.

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Darkforum does not use any kind of language filter. However, direct name calling using profanity is not allowed and users who do so will receive a warning and then a possible ban if it continues.


This will NOT be tolerated under ANY circumstances
Are you a Moderator????? No i do not think so.... do not be attacking moderators.... if you think a post is offensive you can PM the Forum Mod or a SuperModerator-like me...... elsewise please keep your little quips to yourself.... Thank you....

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Crypts thread.... he is not directly attacking a damn thing..... he merely made a humorous song out of something.....

Once again... PLEASE!!!!! If you have a problem with a post use a PM to state your gripe not the thread itself.... thank you.... I will now be delegating your post to the delete bin.... Thank you... this has been a message from your happy SuperMod



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07-27-02

I am not a moderator nor am I attacking one.

This thread directly violates your owns rules 2 and 3.

I have broken the rules and found my posts erased as I spoke the words commanded me.

I expect no less treatment to those who are in higher authority than to act as fairly and as swiftly as the actions taken against me.

To ignore your own rules only further provides more evidence of the hypocisy of this site.
  
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07-27-02

While there is definitely a ton of hypocrisy at this site, thanks to the moderatos, this post does not violate any of those rules. I noticed that when I challenged this you ignored me and said some bullshit about judgement, which is to be expected since you seem to enjoy the persona of "mysterious christian".


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I am not a moderator nor am I attacking one.

This thread directly violates your owns rules 2 and 3.

I have broken the rules and found my posts erased as I spoke the words commanded me.

I expect no less treatment to those who are in higher authority than to act as fairly and as swiftly as the actions taken against me.

To ignore your own rules only further provides more evidence of the hypocisy of this site.
I will only state this to you..... if this site is filled with hypocrisy and you do not like it you can easily stop coming here....



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07-27-02

As i myself am a moderator and i have had a discussion with the admins about myself, where i have done worse on this site then this before these rules came into effect that you so speak. I have not broken one of them in this thread though i am not beyond breaking rules as Sire and Gargoyle can tell you. If you look into the general thread you will see me do it time and time again. Though at least they are smart enough to see the hilarity in what i do here. You may find this offensive as i might your posts. So becareful when sprouting rules as they might come back to haunt you.


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

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07-27-02

No, I agree with Unstained. I take offense to this, and it really doesn't belong on Religion.


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