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Darknessofsouls · **"Heaven we have a problem." -** 08-09-01

*Back at the office of God™*

Metatron: Oh Lord?

God: Yes?

Metatron: Uhm, we had a mixup when your, ah, son was born.

God: Don't tell me there was a problem with finding them room...remind me to smack Gabriel upside the head with a flaming sword for not getting them reservations.

Metatron: Uh, it's not that sir. Your son, is, uhm, ah -

God: Out with it, I'm writing Revelations here and I'm trying to make sure it's ambiguous enough for the apostles.

Metatron: Well, your son, is, ah, a daughter.

*silence*

God: Jesus Chr -

Metatron: Lord, don't use your son - er, daughter's name in vain.

God: *sigh* Right.

Clearwitch · 08-09-01

*laughing too hard to make sense*

RedMeat · 08-09-01

DM says Jebus was female anyway.

errantrogue · 08-09-01

puts an interesting spin on the whole magdeline issue...

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