godly emails
Serious DiscussionDiscuss godly emails in the Discussions forums; i remember a poster had already posted an example...i can't remember who or where, but here's another one i received...i like the start...but then it ...
i remember a poster had already posted an example...i can't remember who or where, but here's another one i received...i like the start...but then it gets into...well i was tempted for humor...
Would you run? Imagine this happening to you.
One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns. One of the men proclaimed,"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are." Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.
The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!" And the two men turned and walked out.
Too deep not to pass on...
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God ... and then wonder why the world is in the condition it is today..
Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
Funny or is it scary?
Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).
Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyber space, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and work place.
Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Are you laughing?
Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.
Are you thinking?
Will you share this with people you care about? Or not?
I picked you~
My instructions were to send this to people that I wanted God to bless and I picked you. Please Send to People you want to Bless, if you want too.
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One day during Jummah salah, a 1,000 member congregation was
surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to
toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men
proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain
where you are." Immediately, the congregation fled, and Out of
the 1,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken
took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and said "Okay Maulana,
I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your
sermon, and the two men turned and walked out.
come, come now fero...would i ever suggest anyting of that nature *winks slyly*
I wonder who came up with the concept first...you never see witches running around with guns(won't make a comment about black robes)asking people to die for their god...
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