God meets John Mclane (if jokes about christianity offend you please do not enter)
Serious DiscussionDiscuss God meets John Mclane (if jokes about christianity offend you please do not enter) in the Discussions forums; when the apocolyps comes he'll be ready....
i wasnt sure if this would go in here or the joke forum but i decided on here so here it is. ...
i wasnt sure if this would go in here or the joke forum but i decided on here so here it is. if its in the wrong place would you be so kind as to move it please.
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hey baby, just thought i'd leave a message in ur sig like u did mine.:p i love you soooo much and i always will! *kish kish kish* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Religous jokes stay in here, theres 2 other threads joking about religion here too.
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
Originally posted by RedMeat Religous jokes stay in here, theres 2 other threads joking about religion here too.
ok thanks good to know
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hey baby, just thought i'd leave a message in ur sig like u did mine.:p i love you soooo much and i always will! *kish kish kish* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
damn...i want one of those...*fixes her puppy eyes on santa*
You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
Stab me in the dark, let me disappear
Damn. I'd buy it. I want the rest of the series, too. Satan, Michael, Gabriel, Moses, Jesus...I'll have to buy two of everything though. One set to keep in the packaging as collectibles, and one to play with.
God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions.
"What about Mars," says one of them. "Nah I went there 15,000 years ago," says God, "it was shit, no atmosphere and too dusty."
"What about Pluto," suggests another. "Nah I went there about 10,000 years ago," says God. "Fucking freezing it was too."
"What about Mercury," says another. "It's nice but I went there about 5,000 years ago, I nearly burnt me bollox off it was that hot, never again," says God.
"What about Earth then," suggests another. "You must be joking," says God, "I went there about 2,000 years ago, knocked up some Jewish bird, and they're still bloody talking about it."
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
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