Christian Version:

One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns. One of the men proclaimed,"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are." Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.

The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!" And the two men turned and walked out.


Muslim Version:

One day during Jummah salah, a 1,000 member congregation was
surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to
toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men
proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain
where you are." Immediately, the congregation fled, and Out of
the 1,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken
took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and said "Okay Maulana,
I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your
sermon, and the two men turned and walked out.