"Bob"
Religion & The OccultDiscuss "Bob" in the Debate and Discussion forums; Excert from a Subgenius Pamphlet:
IF you suspect that things are much worse than you ever suspected-
IF the only thing you've been able to laugh at for the ...
IF you suspect that things are much worse than you ever suspected-
IF the only thing you've been able to laugh at for the last 5 years
is the fact that NOTHING is funny anymore-
IF you sometimes want to collar people on the street and scream that you're
more different than they could possible *imagine*
IF you are looking for an inherently contradictory religion that will condone
megadegeneracy and yet tell you that you are "above" everone else-
Then... ___________________________
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| THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS |
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could *save your sanity!*
-Your secret wishes can be granted in full- *once you know what they are!*
"You'll PAY to know what you REALLY think."-J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, 1961
NOW, AT LAST! The step-by-step process is revealed! THIS IS IT!
- the only "faith" that promises
ACTION- THRILLS- SUCCESS IN SEX AND BUSINESS!
The only other "let's try not to take life so seriously" religion, apart from the Holey (yes, deliberate) Truth of Discordianism, is this. Are there any self proffesed "subgenians" (or maybe they's "subgenies"?!) here?! To save me reading lots of websites, can someone give me a "brief explanation"? Who is Bob?!
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Taken from "What the Hell do you think you're Doing?":
It should be painfully obvious by now that the world as we know it
won't last too damn much longer. And what are you doing about it? Going
to work or school, coming home, goofing around. What will happen to your
routine when all the shit comes down on us at once? Don't you feel
responsible for trying to help this endangered planet?
No? Good. The fact is, it's too late. There isn't a god-damned thing
you as an individual can do about eco-disaster, nuclear death,
overpopulation and so on. Things are going to Hell on a fast train and
about the only thing you, or anyone else besides the Rockefellers, can do
about it is to just sit back and watch the show.
But remember - the End of the World may be much worse and take much
longer than you thought. The mere act of sitting at home watching
everything fall apart on your TV may be too much for even the stoutest
brains to take. In fact, the more alert and intelligent you are, the
quicker you'll likely be driven to suicide by the sheer hideousness of what
you'll be seing. WILL YOU BE READY?
WILL YOU STLL BE SANE ENOUGH TO LAUGH WHEN "THAT WHICH MUST COME TO
PASS," COMES TO PASS? WILL YOU EVER GET SLACK??
A friend of mine (the discordian I've mentioned here before) made a stensil of Bob, pipe and all, and spray painted him all over the walls of Melbourne once :) He still has Bob painted on his speaker boxes.
malefic
"...if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil
Accept him as your Short Deration Personal Savoir NOW!
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
*jumps up and down waving her hands violently*
ME, ME! I'm an individual, just like everybody else!
-the above was not actually meant sarcastically at all...i like some of their ideas as well.. especially the one about everyone having a hole in their head that they are trying to fill. They use all sorts of things such as religion, money, material posessions, alcohol, etc.. (it's the section somewhere after the mating habits of the Yetis, i think)
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