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Aeternus · **[Baptist site] Are these guys for real? -** 11-28-03

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/beliefs.html

All I got out of this was a VERY good laugh

Some of the passages on that site seem almost a lil over the edge... Like the comment they make on the Columbia crash:

Quote:

From the Tower of Babel to Shuttle Demise: God Doesn't Want Jews Anywhere Near His Home Brother Hardwick challenges us to gain a better understanding of why God is always killing Jewish folks who try to find a way into Heaven without Jesus.

Site's littered with stuff like that. Seems like a verbal JoeCartoon to me... On second thoughts, I prolly could have posted this in Humor too

Qoji · 11-28-03

'Where the worthwhile worship. "Unsaved are not welcome"'

...uhhhh didn't Jesus like try to save people and stuff?

Dark Messiah · 11-28-03

"Are these guys for real?"

To answer your question, Aeturnus, no, they're not. It's a parody site.

Qoji · 11-28-03

well that's a bit of a relief

Sic Simon · 11-29-03

Fuck the Jews, they killed our savior.

Sic Simon · 11-29-03

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0102/phoneoffer.html

Sic Simon · 11-29-03

There's actually some funny shit on there.

Christian Behavior

A man should act like a man, and a woman should act like a woman. That about sums it up.

demanar · 12-08-03

Jews and baptists are fucking stupid and so are most of the world's religions. Martin Luther would probably be ashamed of what he started. I personally would be happy if there was just one religion. I would be just fine if the world was catholic.

Hotaru · 12-12-03

haha...landover is one of the more amusing parody sites I've seen in awhile. I know baptists who think like that...*sobering thought* yeesh...

Someone from my youth group showed me this one once...

It makes me sad to see how many people there are out there, in reality, spreading that kind of blasphemy "In God's name." Very sad.

demanar · 12-13-03

horribly sad

Dark Messiah · 12-18-03

Quote:

Originally Posted by demanar

Jews and baptists are fucking stupid and so are most of the world's religions. Martin Luther would probably be ashamed of what he started. I personally would be happy if there was just one religion. I would be just fine if the world was catholic.

a) Who cares what Martin Luther thinks, because the guy was an asshole.

b) I would be fine if there was just one religion too. But unlike you, I would want that religion to be Shintoism. Not because I'm Shintoist, but just because I think you'd really be surprised.

demanar · 12-19-03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Messiah

a) Who cares what Martin Luther thinks, because the guy was an asshole.

b) I would be fine if there was just one religion too. But unlike you, I would want that religion to be Shintoism. Not because I'm Shintoist, but just because I think you'd really be surprised.

so, we loosly agree that the world is better off with one religion, correct?
would it really matter what religion that was?

If you don't mind could you enlighten me, what's Shintoism?

Dark Messiah · 12-19-03

I was being sarcastic to try and make a point. Would you enjoy being forced to be Shintoist? And it's the polytheistic native religion of Japan.

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