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So, if you could write your own - what would it say?
Personaly I liked Spike Milligans "I told you I was ill"
Mine would probably be " here lies Mia~ow (heh) she was a bit stupid, but she mad me smile" | |
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Quote: Originally posted by Mia~ow
Mine would probably be " here lies Mia~ow (heh) she was a bit stupid, but she mad me smile" |
You should DEFINITELY check your obituary for typos 
Mine would be: "You shoulda been nicer..." | |
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You should DEFINITELY check your obituary for typos
Mine would be: "You shoulda been nicer..." | oops - just goes to prove my point  | |
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mine would probably say "who cared"
You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
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'here lies good ol' arsinik, fucked your mother and got a scabby dick, now he's in heaven with four blonde chicks.'
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"Will become zombie and kill you all in the year 2078"
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
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"'''bout damned time someone took her out"
or
"She still owes me money"
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I remember i started a thread about this once. Its cause for my Ccrimenal Justis class we had to write one of thoughs obituary. But i had no fucking idea what the hell i was going to say in mine.
I would put something like this.
Here lies shy shy dead in her coffen. End of my obituary. Please pay respects to her after from reading it.
That would mainly be all hehehehe. | |
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Quote: Originally posted by Shy shy
I remember i started a thread about this once. Its cause for my Crimenal Justis class we had to write one of thoughs obituaries. But i had no fucking idea what the hell i was going to say in mine.
I would put something like this.
Here lies shy shy dead in her coffen. End of my obituary. Please pay you respects to her after from reading it.
That would mainly be all hehehehe. | Sorry had fix it a little. | |
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"THE END"
either that or "Don't you fucking touch me"
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i won't have an obituary cause i don't exist | |
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Mine would be something like
"about time"
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"Damn. I thought this was the (insert name here) funeral. I'm so embarrassed" 
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"Je pense, donc je me décompose"
someone tell me if the syntax is off, yes?
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no, your cool | |
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"thank the gods and goddesses queen bitch finaly left"
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"look ma, no more mood swings"
Awake O Dead, for there can be no rest for ye beneath the earth.
Let the splinterd bones burrow from the grave pall. Let cold fingers grip time-worn blades, and unseeing eyes survay the feilds of slaughter. For your time has come once more.
And the dead shall walk.
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no, your cool | well, obviously, but....
heheh
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"Attention: Hot chicks please have sex with my corpse. I died with a boner."
Now that the wind called my name,
And my star had faded now hardly a glimpse up in the empty space,
And the wise One-Eyed Great Father,
In the sky stilled my flame.
For the ones who stood me near,
And you few who were me dear,
I ask of thee to have no doubts and no fears.
For when the great clouds fill the air,
And the thunder roars from O, so far away up in the sky,
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eveyone dies with boners... thats like saying you live without boners holding up you're flesh...
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Yeah, but it's just really amusing to *tell* people you have a boner. Especially if you're dead.
Now that the wind called my name,
And my star had faded now hardly a glimpse up in the empty space,
And the wise One-Eyed Great Father,
In the sky stilled my flame.
For the ones who stood me near,
And you few who were me dear,
I ask of thee to have no doubts and no fears.
For when the great clouds fill the air,
And the thunder roars from O, so far away up in the sky,
Then for sure you will know that I have reached the joyous halls up high. | |
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