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R U EMBARASAD ABOUT BNG FAR 2 LIETRAET

IS?!???!? OMG UR VOCABULARY 2 LARGA

DO???!!? OMG WTF U FEL AWKWARD ABOUT DA HIGH QUALITY PROS3 TAHT POURS FROM UR FNGERS AS THAY FLY OVAR DA UR?!?!? LOL WOREIS R OVER1!11 OMG WTF LOL WE R PROUD 2 PRES3NT 2 U TEH AOL TRANSLA2R”!1!!1 LOL BY SIMPLY 3NT3RNG UR TEXT IN2 THIS WONDERFUL MACHIEN U WIL INSTANTLY SOUND LIEK TEH AEVRAEG 12 YAAR OLD ON AOL!!11 OMG WTF LOL IS THIS 2 GOD 2 B TRU31!!111 WTF CHEK DA RASULTS OUT FOR UR1!!11!!1 OMG HER3 IS THIS VARY SME T3XT PAS3D THROUGH DA AOL TRANSLA2R”
11111! OMG WTF LOL

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Enjoy

The Uz

thats just sad...

cool. a new toy to play with

AND THEYRE AS A STRANGER GIEV IT THEIR!!11!11! R MORA THNGS IN H3AEVN AND EARTH HORATIO
THAN R DREMT OF IN UR PHILOSOPHY!111!!!1 LOL BUT COM3
HER3 AS BFORA NEVER SO HELP U M3RCY
HOW STRANGE OR OD SOE3R I BAR MYSELF
AS I P3RCHANCE H3RAAFTAR SHAL THINK MET
2 PUT AN ANTIC DISPOSITION ON
TAHT U AT SUCH TIEMS SENG ME N3VAR WIT ARMS ENCUMBRD THUS OR THIS HEADSHAEK
OR BY PRONOUNCNG OF SOME DOUBTFUL PHRAES
AS WEL WAL W3 KNOW OR W3 CUD AN IF WA WUD
OR IF W3 LIST 2 SPEAK OR THEYRE B AN IF TH3Y MIGHT
OR SUCH MBIGUOUS GIVNG OUT 2 NOT3
TAHT U KNOW AUGHT OF ME THIS NOT 2 DO
SO GRAEC AND M3RCY AT UR MOST NED H3LP U SWAAR

s programs like this that are contributing to the desctruction of the God given english language.... all the people who proporgrate this crap ought to be ASHAMED of themselves...they're the people who say that this country has no morlas and is going down to hell, but i betcha they were the first on the phones for thE STUPIDEST reality tv show ever - MARRIED BY FUCKING AMERICA!!!!

I'm worried that I understood that perfectly

thank you, my head hurts now...

how is the English language god-given when the language of jesus was Aramaic and before that it would have been something else going all the way back to caveman grunting? i bet 'god' doesn't even understand English and is fucked off that not nearly enough people speak ancient Aramaic anymore.

Romeo and Juliet (Act 5)

FORGIEV M3 COUSIN111! WTF AH DEAR Y ART THOU YET SO FARE?!?!!! OMG WTF SHAL I BLEIVA
TAHT UNSUBSTANTIAL DAATH IS MOROUS
AND TAHT TEH LEAN ABHOR3D MONSTAR KEPS
THE H3RE IN DARK 2 B HIS PARMOUR
FOR?!?!!? FEAR OF TAHT I STIL WIL STAY WIT THE
AND NEV3R FROM THIS PALAEC OF DIM NIGHT
DEPART AGANE H3R3 HERE WIL I WIT WORMS TAHT R THY CHMBR-MADES O H3R3
WIL I SET UP MAH EV3RLASTNG R3ST
AND SHAEK TEH YOKE OF INAUSPICIOUS STARS
FROM THIS WORLD-WEAREID FL3SH!1!!!1! OMG WTF 3Y3S LOK UR LAST
ARMS1!1! OMG WTF LOL TAEK UR LAST EMBRAEC!1!!!11! LOL AND LIPS O U DORS OF BREATH S3AL WIT A RIGHTEOUS KIS
A DAETLAS BARGANE 2 ENGROSNG DEATH
COMA11111 LOL BITAR CONDUCT COME UNSAVOURY GUIED
THOU1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL DESPERAET PILOT NOW AT ONC3 RUN TEH DASHNG ROKS THY S3A-SIK WAARY BARK
HARES!!11!1! 2 MAH LOV3!!!11!!1 WTF

Forgive me, cousin! Ah, dear Juliet,
Why art thou yet so fair? shall I believe
That unsubstantial death is amorous,
And that the lean abhorred monster keeps
Thee here in dark to be his paramour?
For fear of that, I still will stay with thee;
And never from this palace of dim night
Depart again: here, here will I remain
With worms that are thy chamber-maids; O, here
Will I set up my everlasting rest,
And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars
From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last!
Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O you
The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
A dateless bargain to engrossing death!
Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide!
Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on
The dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark!
Here's to my love!




Now is that sooooo much better?




:messedup:

could anyone speak aramaic anymore?

Every language is God given. It all happened after the Babel tower dealy.

HI IM A 12 YAAR OLD VMPIER LETS FUK1!11 LOL

babylon...to be able to go back in time and live that experience...

THIS IS LOW3R THAN I THOUGHT ANYTHNG CUD GO.HOW1!11111!!!!!!1!!!111 SAD.WH3R3!11!!1!1111111 OMG LOL OUR COUNTRY IS GONG IN TERMS OF LIETRACY111! OMG LOL


sad...very sad indeed...what happened to knowing how to read...or spell..

..... you unpatriotic frenchkisser.

three words? in ter net
two words? garg oyle
one word? MODS!!!!! OMG!!!!!! WTF???/?? MODS!!!!! THE FUCKIN MODS ARE ATTACKING!!!!111!!111

HUh?

me wanna runs away and hide from the bad, scary people.....you're gonna eat me kittens and puppies

....are we talking about the same thing here?

piss off.

i pick my nose in your general direction.

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

only paleolinguists and various people who would rather learn a deader than latin language instead of french etc. then again french is just latin spoken with a Gallic accent anyway. plus it's kinda creepy, i could never ever ever date a guy with a french accent.

something tells me i am meandering lol

1) crass

2) very crass

you redeemed yourself with the monty python quote

number two was also a monty python quote. learn your comedy.