As a child I had a bad habbit of eating things that should not be eaten. Coins, plants, lego, a battery.....

But lately I stopped doing it.

But the question to you guys is what is the strangest/most dangerous/ect thing you have ever eaten?

I ate my mother's lipstick when I was a child.

Judging by the colour of it, I am sure it was dangerous.

Electa

I once ate an entire packet of mothballs!!!!

Freaky i know but i was only 5 at the time.

I swallowed marbles... And yes, they come out the other end undamaged...

i ate out pyrric's mother. i should have died, but her yeast infection acted as a counter agent against her herpes and miraculously i lived...

harsh...

I once ate a pin
+ I was 15... I just had no idea I would find a pin inside a Ceasar's salad..

Damn Assinik...I would think you wouldn't be able to get your head out of her fat ass. She is a huge whore...I laughed my ass off when I read that. Also, you might want to watch out...She is a little bit psycho. She will be calling for your number any minute. Her husband can't get it up...

Um... I was a bit freaked when I went to a local psychiatric museum (former psychiatric hospital); they were saying how some of the inmates would chew on their shirts, etc, and some problems regarding that (don't remember)... I have shirts from elementary school missing a huge area right under the neckline... :s

Shouldnt eat your shirt. Its kind of the same with people who has the rapunsel syndrome, who eats their own hair. You cant digest it, and if you eat too much at will curl up in a ball and you might die of it.

So its with a good reason cats puke hairballs.

cute.

i ate a rock, dirt, swallowed some jewels and candle wax by accident.

LOL.

I was thinking you might also include things you have eaten, to win a bet.

Its amasing what people might do for money.

well i'll admit, it was a bit hard to excavate my head from her fat ass, but i brought a crowbar and some 10-50w motor oil. much to my surprise the bitch drank the motor oil and then about 15 minutes into the oral session let out a thunderous pussy fart and shot my ass half way across the room and into the closet, where i found pyrric. tell him he can come out of the closet.. i think he's scared to.

I also once ate a tub of vaseline and a tube of toothpaste as a bet.....

It was worth the terrible stomach cramp i tell you!

some friends of mine dared a guy to eat a 14x14 at in-n-out. i know that if you don't live on the west coast you don't know what in-n-out is, but they make fucking great hamburgers and a 14x14 is 14 hamburger patties on 15 pieces of bread with the normal lettuce/tomato/sauce stacked into one giant ass hamburger. the guy actually ate it and won the bet, but he went home and went right to bed.

Worst thing I ever ate was the mushrooms growing in the neighbors yard... I shared them with my little brother, too. We also took a bunch home for mom to cook with dinner. Instead of mushrooms on our steak, however, we got a hospital visit to have our stomachs pumped. Seems those weren't the best kind to saute for steak. In case you're wondering, they also weren't the kind you eat to make life more entertaining.

In my own defense however, I was about 6 at the time. Little brother was 4. Neither one of us was really up on our herbalism.

Um, this is against my better judgement, but I'll share it nonetheless... I chew on pens, a lot (I'm down to one or two completely mutilated pens a day (cap, and the end opposite the point). My psychology professor noticed this, which I found out when she looked directly at me when speaking of oral fixation... :: sheepish grin ::

I've recently started chewing on gum to stop the habit... I go through about 20 pieces of gum a day... I have found that I usually need to chew more when thinking a lot.