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Christmas is on its way now and I figured I would write my xmas list to old satan clause.... What weird and wonderful things he had better send me because if he doesn't...... Oh I will kick him in the cornhole...

Okay what I want is as follows....

3 Flying monkeys, (I will settle for 2 but prefer

A magic mirror (Like a cool one that always tells me that I should invest in the stock market.)

A pet hippy (So I can feed him tree bark)

My own judge judy jacket (I dunno why, I just fancied one)

A box of ears (No reason, just because I watched universal solider last night and the neclace the dude made was pretty)

A beard (So I can stroke it and go "Hmmmm" at the same time)

Courtney love.... (The whore! I hate her with a passion)

A torture chamber... (reason being, so I can torture Miss Love)

Some new socks (all my other ones are holy)

And

An old peoples adventure playground.... (Because old people like to play too)


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jeeze....just skip over thanksgiving, why don't you...

好きなものは好きだからしょうがない!! So, fuck it.

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giftmas, giftmas people.

You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

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....cause we all know, it ALL about the pressies!!!!

好きなものは好きだからしょうがない!! So, fuck it.

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hmm holy socks.... can you ward of vampires with em?


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Oh and I would also like a new spiderweb to hang from my lightshade because my boyfriend cleaned off the other one...


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Several bottles of voddie and my friends all in the same place at once please.

A golden energy
Was rising out of my head
I shed my evil skin
And found myself again

I was wrong, I don't mind
The impossible seems possible
This time I'm an electric wire
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don't want anything for christmas. but money would be nice though.
  
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x-mas sucks ass
  
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You never know what will come in the mail Len! I might just grab Courtney Love's ears and beard and send 'em to you.


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x-mas sucks ass

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i agree with you one. infact all hollidays suck much ass.
  
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I want a lot of things but unfortunately, like most people I probably won't get them.


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a big gun so i can kill my neighbour
he reminds me of brad pitty me
and i really hate this guy
  
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i agree with you one. infact all hollidays suck much ass.
even st. paddy's day? the day of free beer?

好きなものは好きだからしょうがない!! So, fuck it.

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i don't want anything for christmass since i all ready have everything. but cash would be cool.
  
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Bah, humbug.

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