ArSiNiK gets my vote... I'd shove a scone up his arse.

*shoves it*

i'd shit it out and make your mother eat it, fucky.

you'd never make my mum do anything, mate, i'd gut you before you had the chance

if a zookeeper can make your mother eat once a day then i'm sure i could get her monkey ass to lick my asshole.

is that the best you've got? insulting me with an imaginary situation?

ouch, my heart aches

tell me where the irony and the stupidity inside your little brain collide, shit stain. did you freebase some fucking drano before you sat down in front of your computer tonight because you've been nothing short of brain dead in everyone of your posts.

ahhh, but who says the original comment was nothing more than lighthearted banter?

i mean, if i'd made a comment about your mother, or had threatened to cut your bollocks off while the scone was up your arse, fair enough, it would be understandable for you to take offence... but not from the threat of me shoving a cake up your bum

however, you implying that you would forcefeed my mother shite covered scone, and that she would be willing to lick your ringpiece is a fairly blatant attempt at offence, no matter how shite

there's the difference, my good man, now fuck off before i get your mum to cut your bollocks off while the cake is still up your arse

pull your frilly little panties out of your ass, bitch. if you take offence to what i'm saying then that's your own fucking fault. who cares if i talk about your mom sucking on my meat ring or if i talk about fisting her with ronny's five little digits? there aren't rules in this game cocksucker, this isn't football. we aren't chasing a little ball, grab assing and then hitting the showers. i'm telling you to eat the cheese from your mothers' infested fucking cunt and if you can't take it then go suck your daddy's dick.

Well Arsinik, looks like the gurn's just can't get enough punishment from you well your there, so they have to come here and get more. Talk about stupidity

it's like when their boyfriend fucks them in the ass with a baseball bat, it hurts them, but they keep coming back for more.

this isn't punishment, it's entertainment

arsinik, you idiot, that's my whole point... it's obvious you ARE trying to be offensive, but it is in fact quite inoffensive arse-talk

'ravers' is such a shite term

i go to clubs about once a month, hardly qualifies me as a raver

I choose ArSiNiK.... and this is why.


A) Mr.Rockport appears to be incapable of fabricating a single post that would hold my interest, for more than several breaths, much less the length of time it would take to consume an entire eight ounces of tea.

Entertaining the idea of god in fact existing for the moment, I'd have to say that the character he has been protrayed as, since the beginning of christainity, isn't one that I'd care to have in my company.

C) ArSiNiK, on the other hand is someone that I do tend to find entertaining and from his post, I also agree with him on most things. All around, ArSiNiK is the most logical choice here, for me.

i'm always offensive stupid ass. i was offensive yesterday and i'll be offensive tomorrow, it's just the way my nuts jingle. so deal with it or don't play.

but that's the point, YOU'RE NOT OFFENSIVE

you just try to be

You should take notice that I don't have a problem with you.
You don't annoy me... Ronny on the other hand...

My thoughts exactly. Thanks.