Yep, I'm getting one. It's one of those mutual decision divorces though, not one of those "I hate you" divorces, so at least it's going smoothly and quickly. So next Thursday I'll be single again. Woooo!!!

Look out ladies, prepare yourselves for my tasteless sense of humor!

He isn't lying either

I forget, did you marry someone you met on here? There were so many worshippers of the Duddy-wang that I get the plotline muddled sometimes...

Welcome to the single life.

I was one of the worshippers of the wang. (Still am!)

Why the sudden change, Duddy?

Nah, I married a Navy chick. We just aren't really a good couple. She's a great person, we just have completely opposite personalities and drive each other up the wall on a daily basis. Not all marriages were meant to be, you know. So we're splitting now while we have no kids, no joint accounts, nothing like that. All we have together is a nice house here in Hawaii, and I'm basically giving that to her.

Can I have the house?

congratulations.

...it's fun being single and dating.

Yet she won't date me

you're in canada, anywhere near alberta?

i have been working a lot lately though, so i don't have time for many dates and the next few months of movies are the best offered in a long time, a few good date movies to.

Actually, if you need, I can be in Buffalo in 10 minutes... I could go for a few movies

Sure thing! For $425,000USD of course.

Fortunately, I'm already over it. Last night/early this morning I had the pleasure of making out with a hot lesbian. It was nice.

buffalo?!? i might as well go cross country and end up in ontario, i hear they have some amazing clubs.

make out sessions with young hotties sure do help ease the suffering.

So with the exchange rate, that's like $10,000CND. Sounds like a good enough deal to me.

Yay for making out with hot lesbians

It's so true, no one wants to be in Buffalo

Holy crap. It's Duddy. All these dudes from long ago are coming back. Craziness...

And to the rejoicing xenophobic morons with the anti-American sentiments, the Canadian dollar is nearly equal to the American one. You would save yourself a whopping $2500.

as fun as a trip northeast sounds, i have to go to b.c. before i can visit anyplace else in canada, sad that i'm just forty miles away and have never been there.

now i need a stinking passport.

It's not that hard to get one Jordyn. And it is something well worth having anyway.

Just takes forever nowadays unless you can find a reason you need it sooner..