ahahahahahahahaha....this is some funny shit

http://crimelibrary.com/news/ap/0205...pregnancy.html

i like this:

A man who says his former lover deceived him by getting pregnant using semen obtained through oral sex can sue for emotional distress — but not theft, an appeals court has ruled.

but i love this:

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

ahahahahahaha.....thatz funny

I'm on his side. I think they should make her pay damages and take the child from her.

Amuseing. I liked the part when he sued.

Sereously, this is kinda weird..

since he didnt want the child, and didnt actualy screw her to get her pregnant, he shouldnt have to pay anything towards the childs keep, but i sure as hell bet he will be forced to.

i think the womans a psycho bitch, i hope he smacks her.

i feel sorry for the judge who had to preceed over that case...*chuckles*

i knew a girl in high school who seriously tried using a turkey baster, she's suck the...deposits out of protective sheathings and insert...:ekk:

most of those kind of women...are.

That's desperate.
Anyone desperate for kids needs sterilising.

those who have two kids, need sterilising...

I'm not even so sure that's possible, doesn't the sperm die after it hits air for a few seconds?

no,it only dies if you mix it with something sour or acid (like lemon juice).


It's not like i tried or anything you know.

I can imagine you looking through a microscope gleefully shouting Die Sperm die! Die you little fuckers!

all i have to say is that that is just bizare or however you spell it. its a strange strange world we live in.

only if you let the goo dry completely out, otherwise I have heard they can last over a day. Who knows if its true though.

sperm can actually last up to 2, maybe 3 days, if kept under the right conditions. i guess she planned this well.

i just have this weird mental image as to how she went about it.

...ew.

yeah, i mean.....i was thinkin' that too....

did like, she spit it out in her hand, and when he wasn't lookin', did she insert into her vagina....or like, did she spit it out for later?

i dunno if anyone actually read the article, but the "couple" were both doctors....and apparently, she was havin' an affair on her husband with this man, and even has a child with her husband......but for some reason she just wanted this doctor's baby....

all in all, she's fucked up and nasty and GAH!!!!!!! what if the kid finds out?! how horrible would that be?!

Damn, just when you think you've heard it all, a story like this comes out! I can't believe this would happen, but I wonder even more what kind of parents these two whacko's would be!

It says she's a doctor. I'm sure she had access to the equipment necessary to impregnate herself.

the doctor makes more money than her husband?

Man , he offered teh Penis, Blew in her mouth .. its her decision on what to do wit hthe discharge .. if she wanted to have a kid why not just ask him, Oey what a world we are living in today this is Retarded!

I bet you spend a good bit of time in IRC. You seem like the type.