Okay so last night... I got a little drunk with my budday Maggie...

Went home and passed out...

Why the hell did I wake up with lipstick all over my face and no hangover? Theres something just not right about that.....

well, if you took care of yourself last night, you can sometimes escape a killer hangover. There have been times I've woke up without one, and considered myself extremely lucky As for the lipstick... Dunno what to say about that Neens... do you wear any?

oh! on the topic of waking up with odd stuff... New Years day, I was finding bite marks all over myself throughout the day.. that kinda messed me up 'cause I don't remember half of them.

One time I woke up with a tick on my face . . .

Whoah.... That must have been a wild night... I had a bite mark on my ass on new years day... But I also had a scratch mark on my shoulder and bruises all over my ankles... I was totally plastered that night... My buddy got the pictures developed from new years eve when we were out, she was supposed to bring them with her last night but she said that she will bring them over today. Im gonna scan them in and show you how fackoed I was...

Oh and Aaron... Don't even think about taken advantage of me in my drunk states... Actually... Yeah... Yeah I think you should... Mahahahahaha!

*thinks about it* ah, done and done. i'm hopping in the shower, I gotta get ready... sooo,...... don't think of me while I'm in there, .. I'm not a piece of meat you know, I have feelings!! .... oh hell, I'm a Whore!

Mahahaha! Be there in 5 minutes...

Everyone is a whore, one way or another . . . You hear me! You're all whores! Every last one of you!

Only for my Aaron... I~heart~My Aaron

what the hell do you do with your child while you're getting pissed all the time?

I don't get pissed all the time... And if you would like to know, her father takes care of her.

Im with her every day, all day. We hang out and I teach her the ways of the ninja.

You`re too loud to be a ninja.

You say that now... But your my next target... Im keeping you for my child to sneak up on... You just watch... She will hide and then then when you least expect it she will decend upon you... LIKE A BAT!

I taught her well.... Mahaha!

Like a bat that says whey aye, eh just before she strikes.

Im going to ignore that "eh" comment there... I do not say "eh", I say "Man" or "Like"...

Oh Im gonna cut you up... Mahaha!

may i watch the carnage?

anywho....hangovers?! you still get hangovers?! maybe itz 'cuz i "drank too much" in my earlier years, but i never get hangovers.....9 times out of 10 i sober up before i fall asleep.....i think the last actual hangover i had was prolly 2 yrs ago.......but from what i remember, they suck a lot

*looks at original post*
Neena, I'm sorry. Next time I will leave note before I take off. Heh.

And yes, Neena is my young grasshoppa, therefore I can tell you that, like my own, her Kung Fu is superior.
*sounds gong and bows*

She will though.

Good luck catching me.

Now why do I find myself compelled to claim that the only thing that this scenario would have in common with a bat would be high-pitched screaming and flailing of limbs?
I mean Redmeat's reaction . . .

"You say that now... But your my next target... Im keeping you for my child to sneak up on... You just watch... She will hide and then then when you least expect it she will decend upon you... WITH A BAT!"

That would have been better.