This is an actual letter my mom received from a student whose country I'd prefer not to mention (Iran). I laughed so hard that I nearly peed in my pants. Read it slowly to yourself.

there was a patch of words that he might have just thrown in there in the middle because he didnt understand english but just tossed some word there in good post send money allah priase kill western good.

It's like a car accident: you can't turn your eyes away, but you know you should!

Nice to see they're learning English goodly there...

Exactly I would for like get acquainted with the those.

hehehe goodly that was a joke.....

You can see some of the those in the Adult forum...plenty of thoses to be had methinks...


And yes, Kujo, it WAS a joke...

I don't see the those all that much, cuz my Internet at home doesn't work, and if my boss caught me lookin at thoses, I'd be jobless

Deeeer im smarte Jorge.. deeeer i lik da wabbit i wuv to hug him and pet him and kiss him and skweez him... uh oh Jorge my wabbit went byebye...

I see...well, in order to see some of the thoses, get thee to a bookstore that purveys questionable material and purchase "Juggs" or somesuch...


I wish I could get my thoses fixed because they be soggy...but that's a whole 'nother thread...


Kujo:

Hey anit!

I know you also love the english language because you know that i cant speak it verbally.

Cool! So that means we can take over your country just by putting everything in English and making you say it? Wow...and here I was thinking it would be MUCH tougher than that...

hee hee


(WHERE'S MY PHOTO, DAMNIT?)

You'll get one on august 31st like i said!

And besides we may come and change ALL YOUR signs into finnish then you'd all be fucked... mind you we'd have to lengthen most signs as we have very long words.

Damn right!

Bitch

After all I've done for you...

What exactly?

Oh okay im sorry... your not a bitch your just ..... oh god i cant think of what to say... er...ummm...er....ahhh.... oh! MOLE MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!

Sorry i watched Austin Powers 3 last night in an 'Advanced Theatre Showing - Without Subtitles'

Heh, I'm gonna see that this weekend, hopefully. Any movie with Fat Bastard in it needs to be seen.

My god! I saw a film before an american? !!!!!!

You doubt my honesty, you insolent peasant?!?!?!?! I scanned it with my own two hands!

Ah yes but after you type it up of course.