for a while now i've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough vitamins, too many strip clubs, the aids, poor anal retention or anything else i could think of, but now I found out the real reason; i'm tired because i'm overworked.


here's why:

the population of this country is 273 million.

140 million of those dumb fucks are retired.

that leaves 133 million to do the work.

there are 85 million wasting time in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

of those there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with being government puppets. leaving 16.2 million to do the work.

take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

at any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

now, there are 1,211,998 people rotting in our beautiful prison systems.

that leaves just two people to do the work.

you... and me.


and here you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading fucking intarweb jokes... you fucking asshole.

My brother got laid off from his job, and he just claimed for unemployment... I wanted to kick his ass.

sounds like something george carlin would've said.
it pisses me off because i have an uncle that's literally raised a family on welfare. "i have carpaltunnel". "i'm sorry, you fat piece of shit."

one of his sons (my cousin brian) was born without a kidney. his dad didn't even teach him good enough hygiene to keep the other kidney working. always drinking fountain 44oz sodas and crap. his dad wouldn't even lose 100lbs to donate a kidney to save his son's life. what a piece of work.

the other son, bobby. yeah, he's in jail. in the words of the joker, "this town needs an enema."

Heh like my cousins husband Joe, a real fucking piece of white trash, guy fucking knocked her up when she and he was 16, had the kid and lived off my grandmother for basically 5 years, then he started working for my grandfathers company, worked 6 months and "hurt his back" driving a truck. How? I have no idea. Its been about 6 or 7 years now and he hasnt worked a day since, hes been on disability since then. You wouldnt know it though when he goes off to play baseball with his brothers and when he is doing yard work.

these people seem to actually think that an economy will work like that. this "let's be fair to the less fortunate" bullshit is gonna come to head and it pisses me off because i get up and go to work whether i'm even sick or not. i have bills to pay and i'm gonna pay them with money that i earned.

how can these people even live like that? i mean, wouldn't you eventually feel like a pain the ass, or like a lazy and useless fuck? no wonder most of those same people are trying so hard to turn america "fair". socialist, in other words.

Don't completely write of unemployment, I know many people who have used it in an emergency to help get back on their feet, thats its intended purpose, but of course, as with all things, it is misused too.

I can see the point in unemployment.
But welfare? If they were more eclectic about whom is to receive it, then yes, it would make sense.

How come fat people get disability money? And handicapped stickers? That's some horse shit. You're not disabled. You're fucking fat.

Welfare was intended for single mothers who lost husbands and stuff like that with kids to feed. I dont think they expected welfare queens, breeding kids for money. Welfare needs to be reformed further or cut off.

Fuck Michael Moore that fat fuck who was whining about how evil welfare reform was in Bwoling for Columbine that some woman had to drive to 2 jobs to work and make fudge for "rich people". She SHOULD be. Motherfucker. I hate socialist scum.

my hero.

im AM at work reading intarweb jokes, so fuck off

I wonder with all the money the lardass is making how much of it did he give to the woman who had to drive somewhere to make fudge for "rich people" I love the way he used the term "rich people" yes you know those middle class types. Theyre so RICH. Then he embarassed Dick Clark like that, oh but Dick she has to drive so long and shes poor and wah wah wah. Know what Dick shoulda said? "Bitch should be thanking me for her fucking job. Fatboy!"

Haha, giving to the poor by taking money from the rich is a Robin Hood classic. It's not stealing, it's forced charity. xD

They should make a movie based on "Atlas Shrugged".

Yeah. That'd be a real riot.

hey shut up.

Forced charity IS theft dumbass.

No it's NOT, fuckface.

YES it is you fucking socialist dumbshit.

and negroes aren't black, they're african-american. even in africa.
and catholicism, christianity, and mormonism aren't religions, they're faiths.
i get the sarcastic twist. that was a sarcastic twist right?

yeah, old people that can't work need support. and if left to our own charitable decisions, we'll never support them. this includes the legitimately crippled as well. what else can you do but steal (and it is theft, wrong or right as it may be) money from the capable to support the legitimately incapable?

the problem is that now we're trying too hard to be "fair" that we let lazy bastards that are obese claim disability. Bullshit. lose the weight by getting a job or starve it off. either way, if we would just do a more reasonable job of discerning whom is to receive support, we wouldn't have this epidemic of laziness. there are two words i won't let my kids say when i have'em. fuck and fair. both of those words make a person sound ignorant. even fuck can be used in moderation. fair can't. use it and you're a dipshit.