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Offtopic DiscussionDiscuss Why? in the Discussions forums; In general ...I think that is a pretty good question ...but more for the philosophy forum .
....so:
Why do they make beers so hard to open when you're drunk? ...
In general ...I think that is a pretty good question ...but more for the philosophy forum .
....so:
Why do they make beers so hard to open when you're drunk? I mean ...shit ..I can type this fucking thread out ....but I am having the damndest time opening thsif ucker...
maybe its a conspiracy...the beer stores want you to get drunk...then once your drunk and cant open it you might get fustrated and break it...then have to buy more beer...then again maybe its just my dumbass friends that get pissy and throw there beers around cuz they cant open them...its alcohol abuse i say...ABUSE..poor beer
Open them all beforehand, if they get flat and warm then you know what drinking in a pub over here is like.
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Hmm.. I have just had an idea... Gods and Goddesses help you all...
It'll take a bit of design improvement.. And I'm not showing you fuckers... but don't be surprised if you see an easy beer can opener on the market by Moridin Enterprises in the near future, lol.
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I am not letting you have a company known as Moridin Enterprises. Plus you figure, why couldnt you just grab the top of a beer bottle, and instead of that jagged edged cap that hurts to open, just have a plastic screw top??
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There exists *no* cap strong enough to keep me from my beer.
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