you'd hit anything....hobag

Not true. I haven't been slutty in quite some time. I have this boyfriend type person that I'm madly in love with and *gasp*.. FAITHFUL TO.

You'll never scare me. You're too phony, pretentious, and fake.

A faithful slut- that's a new one.

Considering I don't even sleep with my boyfriend, I'm hardly a slut.

But I do have a penis. Wanna touch it?

you're going to have to give back your ho punch card and your ho flying miles

sure.

I will after the banquet. I get the Lifetime Achievement Award this year.

im not catering it

I don't even know where the fuck you work these days. Not cooking for old people, are you?

no, im a banquet chef at litchfield beach and golf

Oooo RICH old people.

So basically you create food for people with no teeth. Oh, yeah that's the ultimate job *sarcasm*

i dont like the old people, they bitch about everything. i like weddings. they get waisted, eat as much food as they're supposed to and then dissapear.

If I marry again- wanna cater for me. j/k

As opposed to what you do... which is.... what?

For now- Working at a music/ video game/ movies/book store and a gifts store.

Not too bad till I save money for college and major in botany.

Wyoming sucks for employment and everything else. but at least I'm working at the two most "cool" type places.

Don't crap on Gus for being a chef when you're in RETAIL. One of the most thankless jobs on the planet.

Me.. I get paid to be pleasant and smile cheesy-like and look pretty all fucking day. Reception blows balls. But with the MS it's a good idea, as I get to sit all day.

I hate sitting all day. I'm too hyper-active. Need something to do at all times.