I am (surprise, surprise) all I want to know is if someone is going to give my depressed ass a backrub, cause, ill give you like 5 dollars, provided you dont have a penis. Then ill only give you 3 dollars.

I geuss ill just party by myself then you hookers.

*points and laughs*

...do these words have actual meaning, or is this one of your usual posts?

They have slight meaning but its ok to pretend they dont ill help you out with some randomness

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I'm trying to forget someone, but I'm doing it sober. It's hard though, cuz I just had dinnAr with her.

haha, i know what your saying though, its hard to forget someone when you still talk to them everyday and they dont know you want more than anything to have nothing to do with them, not because you dont love them, but because you also hate them because they dumped your stupid, drunk, broke ass, oh wait am i still talking?

Yeah i like doughnuts on my soupburgers

hmm thanks for reminding me......ill go cry with my face in my pillow like always

eh? why the guilt trip i wasnt even referring to you nicole, dont be all misunderstanding things.

Dude.. I've been trying to forget someone for quite some time. Taint workin. Corn whiskey or not.

don't forget. get even.

and that doesn't mean that it you HAVE to be utterly malicious and vengeful either...

i could use $5 for a bag of chips and soda...

i got drunk last friday and all i COULD do was think of that special someone who went away...

this is a really depressing thread.

You're English aren't you?? what good are dollars here?

I drink because I can!! YAR! I'll buy you a pint, how's that?

i'm down

I'll hug you.. sorry it's only a cyber hug, but It's heartfelt. You're a dickhead, and I love dickheads. Cheer up mate, it could be worse...

no i meant, im down, like, lets drink some beer

Drinking of you...