My father loses things alot. He miss places everything from keys to radios to children. My favorite story about him losing something is from about 9 years ago.

When my father used to come in from work he would put his wallet ontop of the freezer while he got something out of the fridge. Being the forgetful man he is, he would leave the wallet atop the freezer. One morning my father couldnt find his wallet for the life of him. We all spent almost an hour looking for it. Giving up, my mother went to get a popsicle and found the wallet sitting in the freezer door, atop some frozen corn.

We still make jokes about cold hard cash.

Anyway, tell me your funny stories.

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Weirdo.

please, no insults. i can't handle them.

That was mature.
Thank you. I feel oh so much better now.

That was not sarcasm either... It was a big pile of wank really....

My mum once lost the car. She went to town in it, but came home on the bus. True story.

You sure it wasnt stolen?

Well,this story is'ent really funny,but it made me go "oh fuck". The other night, I was at subway,and there was the longest line you'd ever seen.It was like a homeless mission,and everyone was lined up to get some Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel (7 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference!)

Anyway,I starting talking to the guy about what I wanted on my footlong sub,and the guy kept waving both hands at me. I stopped,and he pointed at his ears,and shook his head.So he was deaf,and I felt like an ass. True Story.

Nah - she just forgot she took it :/

DEAD MILKMEN!!!

Man I own that song! Hahaha!

Hahahaha, thats beautiful.

Oh no!
I've always wanted to go somewhere where no one knew me and pretend I was deaf.

:shrug:

Very nice, Denalay.

Me and my sis used to go on holiday and pretend we were foreign so we didn't have to talk to candy floss sales men.

Our conversation went like this:

Mer di pod?

Aye si doodood icky!

Bur?

Flipper!

It works - trust me.

How do you figure? Is it just because you don't know me, and therefore feel inclined to pick on me?

No... Because You're new here and I didn't notice that you were new, I read your post... Thought it was a pile of wank and replied with "Its a pile of wank". Don't cry... I didn't know you were a n00b....

Hahaha, I'll be sure to give it a try.

we're about to see a spat between lenn and angsty i think. head's up lenn. i've seen angsty around a few times, just sporadically. can't help but wonder if it's an alternate nick or some shit.

anyway, one time i was lookin for my welding hood at work. couldn't find it. so i started to just like.. weld without a hood you know. but i started seeing spots and then my eyeballs bled and i was sorta sad because of this, so i walked outside the jobsite and got hit by a car cuz i couldn't see stuff.
i was all "oh god my eyes" and the doc said "yeah they're kinda cool" and i was all "no they hurt" and she was all "yeah hey i'm a female doctor" (let's hear it for feminists) and i slapped her.
pretty hard.
cool huh?