....what's your game plan?

(this is something my friends and i have speculated about for the fun of it...)

will you try and kill as many as you can?

will you hole yourself up somewhere and wait until they all die?

will you hop on a boat and make for some deserted island?

(i'm bored and i can't sleep)

i plan on pressing pause, getting another beer and then sitting down for the rest of the lame ass zombie movie.

I would surround myself with black people.... everyone knows that black people always get it first from the zombies.

ditto. except i like zombie movies. especially when the dumbass zombies kill some completely stupid person who is in fact, only different from the zombies because they have a pulse.

i think i'd find myself a shopping mall.

you are absofuckinglutely no fun at all. none.


as for me, my boyfriend's brother is a gun totin fool and they have an assload of canned/dry goods. i would be hauling ass over there and holing up until it all blows over.

and probably be getting in some target practice.

i thought about that, but in this area of england, there's no malls with - hunt'n, shoot'n fish'n - style shops in. so that'd be pointless.

I plan on going to my parents house, its on this tiny street which is cornered on 1 side with a river and the other side houses. theres Fresh waster and at the end there is a gas station. I would attempt to build a small self sufficient community complete with towers from the nearby woods and small gardens/farms in the open grassy area. The place is choice for blocking off 1 end with debris and then the rest with fencing and patrols.

Speaking of protection, i aquired a working vintage ak-47 yesterday from a friend who is moving away. I took it to the range last night, although i am not able to use the fully automatic spray and pray legally, it does have that abilty Its not as accurate as most American or Italian rifles I have fired, but it does has a 40 round mag.

Whats gun toting fool mean by the way?

as in he has a personal arsenal at his house. yeah believe it or not i'm actually going to the gun range and some point with the boyfriend to try and get over my gun fear.

oh and that reminds me, my room mates went to this:
http://www.baltimorezombiewalk.com/
I totally want to go to the next one. make up tips billy?

and i'm so glad that i'm not the only one who talks and thinks about this shit. i actually got my boyfriend this for his birthday as a joke



http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Surviva...e=UTF8&s=books

it's disturbingly in depth.

oooooh that zombie walk thing is hotness. Tips? Depends on what you want to do, sans gore, just use earth colors, paler for the face neck and hands and darker maybe a burgandy for the eyes. your lips should be a bit more blue than red since thats what tends to happen when someone dies, but it should be very pale and very subtle.

With gore?

quick and cheap:
Go to your local halloween store and buy up a bunch of that cheapo liquid latex and makeup. For colors for gore, as many reds as you can get from pink to burgandy, and believe it or not. some greens too. Use a songey type of applicaton tool, with a brillo pad type consistency, this will bubble up the latex and make the skin look rotten, peel holes and stick the skin around it in a crater type fashion. inside the wound should be a mixture of dark reds and light reds to look like tendons coming through the bleeding flesh. KY jelly to make it look slick and slimy.

Expensive way, go on the web and look for do it yourself latex programs. It will come in a number of dry powders and 1 liquid to blend them, its used more for quantity, but you will definatly get a superior and longer lasting latex when it dries. I however personally dont like using that because its espensive, smelly, and if you mix it wrong and apply the mixture to your face youll suffer chemical burns. (Ask my brother for proof from one of our earlier experiments.)

You can use any kind of makeup your want from your regular cosmestics, to the greasy stuff in Wal Marts halloween section. I used a mixture of both for various things.

Thats awsome, I am sure he loved it. And no youre not the only one who likes to bullshit about that stuff. I do with my friends all the time, if someone doesnt have enough sense of humor to have fun like that, screw em.

ah..I hate zombies!

Everyones going to get zombiefied!

for real.

I actually have a friend who's seriously afraid of a zombie plague though. like he keeps a sword in the back of his car because it's the only way he feels safe. hey way to conquer his fears i guess :shrug:

yeah my room mates went to the last one, they had a fantastic time. there's no way i'm missing out on the next one. But this time i'll make sure that we're all prepared with proper zombie make up and not just red food coloring and eyeshadow.

we've actually talked about putting a zombie walk together on the mall for halloween. That should be interesting.

we've also played with the idea of having a full scale medevil battle on the mall just to freak people out (like 100 people with cardboard weapons beating the crap out of eachother and then going drinking).

true, the most threatening item would probably be a clothes hanger..

i'm absofuckinglutely a blast, just not when it comes to zombies... 'cause they're fake and pointless and stuff.

My friends and I have long awaited the zombie invasion. All of them have read the Zombie Survival Guide Handbook but I'm all for my own plan of action.

Which is, beat the fuck out of someone and steal their bicycle. Peddle my ass to a gun supply store. Do what I can to grab as many guns possible. Even if I have to kill regular peeps to do so. Then steal a motorize vehicle...like a truck...and try and rescue as many friends as possible. However, keep in mind that I will shoot any of them if I think they'll fuck up my plan. Then, once I'm good to go...off to a market store for me. Steal as much food as possible. Kill anyone who gets in my way...zombie or not. Then, hop back into my vehicle and drive myself down to the Ohio River and steal me a boat...kill anyone who gets in my way. And then, I shall make my way down to the Gulf of Mexico...where, I won't inhabit an island, but rather spend my days sailing along, stopping only for food and alcohol, and have myself a "WE SURVIVED THE ZOMBIE INVASION" party every night.

The End.