Not to sound ungrateful but was it as bad as my bright ORANGE jumper?

don't we already have one of these thread? meh oh well....

prolly a barbie from my aunts/uncles when i was 16.

i dunno i thought the sweater i got from my step grandma that was sort of a turtle neck except it had that swoopy collar thing goin on with leopard print all over it and on the front there was a big leopard face. i opened it and made that funny face like omg thats hideous! and then was like oo thank you i love it! i guess im a terrible actor. and to make that worse, she ordered it from a catalog so i got stuck with it...its in my closet...anyone want it? lol

The ugly craft that end up hidden in the basement

Prolly.. but I was too lazy to search past page 2

And I hate Barbies! I hope you burned it!

naw, i turned it into a smack ho, complete with tracks and everything!

Leopard print!! ah the height of good taste!

Yep - I have those too, and they are all in the cellar waiting for the next car boot sale!!

How Uber Goth!!

i thought so too

My aunt gave me a picture frame this year. It's purple, sparkly and has a chick on it puting out her hand in a talk to the hand kinda fashion. *a silent to those of you in the dollz realm*


It says "GIRLFRIENDS" at the bottom. Omg it's so god damn ugly.

note that the people who see you about twice a year tend to be the one that give you the shittiest things. thats why god invented gift cards. and if you really are that lost, theres always cash

I'm just happy to get anything at all from my loved ones, simply knowing that they are alive for another year is enough to make me look past the HORRIBLE STENCH from the cologne they gave me.

It's weird when family give clothing in colours you never ever wear, don't they take notice when they come face to face with you?

I usually hate presents, or rather I hate opening presents infront of people. I get embarrassed for their sake as well as my own (depending on the gift) and totally hate being fake. But I have yet to see someone open something and go: "Fucking hell, this is ugly and totally not me, what were you thinking!!!!".

Generally speaking I've had a fairly good run when it comes to presents from family members.

i lived with my mother for 17 years and she could never buy me clothes that i'd wear. now that i only see her once or twice a year it's even worse.

my mom actually has fairly decent taste in clothing. they're not always totally me but they're always wearable. lucky me eh?

no shit.

my mom is the kind of person that would get me a baby shit green wool turtleneck.

haha, my mom is the type that will pick up something simple like a normal long sleeved T and pair it with some great skirt. she kicks so much ass sometimes.

an eviction notice...

you can come live with me rogue. you don't have to pay rent so long as you do all the cleaning and cooking.