Sleep sex rocks!!!!!!
http://my.webmd.com/content/article/1687.51690

It seems like nothing.

:greenalie

Hmmm?
I read about some lady "bitching" because her husband tried to seduce her in his sleep and was rougher and more animalistic than normal. She said something about it scaring her...I just think she should be greatful. I mean... I love that half dreaming half awake where the hell am I sex.

I have sleep sex all the damn time.... It's fun.

She was probably dreaming about fucking someone else when he woke her up. Maybe she has been raped before.

:greenalie

well, when you're soooo used to doing it through a hole in a bleached white sheet then im sure this was bound to bug...

LOL!
"My husband rapes me in my sleep...I want a divorce!"

Maybe she's a prude and he pretends that a quicky in the missionary postition is satisfactory...maybe she's really likes it rough but it makes her feel dirty...maybe she likes to feel dirty....maybe she was taught to feel guilty when actually recieving enjoyment from fleshly pleassures...maybe he needs a mistress...maybe he needs to come out of the closet...maybe she should shut up and fuck her man hard

That reminds me...

When I was a Senior in H.S. I was really in love with this long haired skater dude...I don't even remember his name...he was just "hotty" in my mind. Anyway I would get close to his friends just to hang out. So this chick envites me to hang out...their all going to trip and go for a ride.
I'm in the back seat with this chick and he's in the front (passenger).
OH YEAH...I forgot to tell you...he only has one arm...he lost the other one in some accident.
Anyway the passenger window has the window missing and is covered with plastic...there is a hole in the plastic and everyone just kind of zones out on the soothing effect of the trip wind and hole action (it's kind of just vibrating and stuff. It's pretty quiet in the car except for "Rembrandt pussyhorse" playing in the background...
All of a sudden...hotty arches his back, pulls down his pants with one arm in a frantic hurry and sticks his dick through the hole in the plastic in the window!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT...YOU SHOULD OF SEEN HOW COOL THE CUM LOOKED BLOWING IN THE WIND...SPLASHING ON MY WINDOW...Leaving pretty little pictures...I came on myself.

it only is a bother when he wakes me up

i think i see a potential problem....

Damn...I didn't read that far into it...that could be a problem. I guess so could situations like,
" I was sleeping and when I woke up she was kneeling over me with cum all over her face!"
DAMN.

that was on the first page...

I read like the first 2 or three sentences...when she started bitching I kind of stopped.

ah hah!

well thanks for the article anywho, now i have another reason for wanting to sleep alone for a good long time...(not because of him/her but who knows what i do in my sleep?)

Ah, come on Futon I don't bite... unless you enjoy it .

And . . . Another reason why humans are fucked up, smelly, disgusting, vicious little apes!